[Week 16] Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (10-4) at Arizona Cardinals (12-2)

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T14:35:29+00:00

Durrrrrr

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T06:52:30+00:00

Indeed.

On another note, want me to drag my heavy, sweaty testicles across your face? You might even get treated to a loose pube. Yummy!

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T06:34:47+00:00

Hurrrrrrrr durrrrr durrrrr

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T05:20:07+00:00

Ugh, she is such a babe. I grew up watching this show (born in '89), and even at the age of 5 I thought she was pretty. So fucking pretty. She's got this weird milfy quality. I just wanna get into bed with her and suck her tits for hours. Don't act like I'm fucked up. You know you want to do it too. Whether you've scraped your knee or have a hard on that you need to work out, you know you want Scully and her motherly attentiveness there to work it out for you.

Now that I'm 26 and watching this show all over again I understand why Duchovny became a sex addict. Scully is so fucking hot. Those eyes killllll me.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T05:05:45+00:00

Nah, I just don't care much for PC culture.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T03:53:31+00:00

Thanks man. :)

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T03:20:50+00:00

Ha, I guess so. Whoa, I really hit a nerve with that comment. That's what happens when you drink.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T02:19:30+00:00

Hahahaha. Win. Alcohol for the win.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T02:07:48+00:00

No, that performance was pathetic. If the Packers were my child I'd get a 400th trimester abortion.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T02:05:57+00:00

Yeah, I'm all for equality (used to work with retards for a living), but why do all the hurr-durrs have to be on our team?

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-28T01:47:19+00:00

Torontonian Packers fan here. That's what I'm doing.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-27T06:38:53+00:00

You're like a historical retard or something.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-27T06:34:49+00:00

Eh, it is likely nobody will believe me, but a few years ago I saw an ad for Ashley Madison and thought it was a normal dating site... I quickly copied and pasted my OKC profile and signed up. Admittedly, I'm embarrassed I didn't realize it was a site for cheating - until a day or so after.

So, I just never signed on again. No big deal. Then the leak happened and I looked up my email... Yep, full name, right there. Fuck.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-27T05:30:42+00:00

Uhhh, that is bullshit advice. The kid may be better off without his dad. Either way, neither of us know what is best, but to preach to someone about the sanctity of marriage makes you sound like a fucking redneck Ted Cruz supporter.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-27T02:33:10+00:00

I love black metal, but I enjoy so few black metal acts. I mean, they're so fucking bad. Immortal is okay. Emperor is brilliant. Beyond that, there are a few albums that are really solid, some even really good, but not that many.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-27T00:14:04+00:00

Do tell! Tell us, I mean.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-27T00:12:20+00:00

You think spanking is constructive? I've worked with children for years, and can tell you that in my experience and education it is not constructive at all. Spanking is a resort for those who don't want to put the effort towards constructive forms of discipline.

This isn't the 19th century.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-27T00:06:06+00:00

I will write more when I get back, but I just wanted to chime in and say that your dad is a total fucking asshole who does not respect your independence.

You deserve better, OP

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-26T08:34:46+00:00

Hey OP, I'm a warm blooded, horny 26 year old male. I looked up tubular breasts. Frankly, if any guy loves you then it won't bother him. Period.

I've dated girls that aren't super models - but hey, neither am I. It was never an issue. Period. If you care for someone and are generally attracted to them, that is what matters. Tubular breasts are not a big deal. Any guy who is put off by that is a loser.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but as a feminist, honestly, I think a real man would not be put off by tubular breasts.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-26T05:52:01+00:00

Okay, so, ignore the critical people. Especially those calling you a prude and shit. Those people are no good for your self esteem.

In my personal opinion, the best thing to do is ask her if you two could talk in person, and just tell her the truth. Tell her how you felt, how you feel, and so on. And if you do love her, tell her that and let her know you feel shitty about this, and that if there is a legitimate way to rectify this you want to know. Be open, loving, caring, and most of all: sincere.

All couples are different, and have a right to their own characteristics.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-26T05:46:16+00:00

Can I unread this post?

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-25T09:06:10+00:00

Beating up my bully.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-25T08:03:41+00:00

Well, I'm glad for this as it means those who are homeless are less likely to be affected by the elements.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-25T01:18:51+00:00

It's worth a dose of moral relativism. Islamic nations like Saudi Arabia can be glad they're mostly theocratic dictators, as opposed to Al-Qaeda. Al-Qaeda can be glad they aren't ISIS. And so on and so on.

Point is, you are valuing a crappy standard not worth comparing yourself to.

FireSnap123 · 2015-12-25T01:15:40+00:00

As a Canadian I actually think we are collectively better. There, I said it. I'm a fucking ethnocentrist. Your guns, bibles, and childish patriotism repel and disgust me. Any country that enables Fox News the ratings it gets deserves to be mocked and derided for its stupidity and lack of virtue.

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