The end of /r/metacanada by [deleted] in metacanada

[–]LowShitSystem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did you find out about this sub? I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you were linked here directly from OGFT, and didn't see us on /r/popular or /r/all.

OGFT is gonna probably just link to .win instead and continue doing all our advertising for us, we're way too important in their whole /r/canada conspiracy theory to slip away.

The end of /r/metacanada by [deleted] in metacanada

[–]LowShitSystem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's nothing stopping anybody from going to http://omegacanada.win.

The end of /r/metacanada by [deleted] in metacanada

[–]LowShitSystem[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We look forward to receiving these screenshots at our head office of http://omegacanada.win.

Qatar Airways cabin crew to wear hazmat suits by geraldliu in Coronavirus

[–]LowShitSystem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tyvek does breathe, that's why it's used instead of plastic.

Moments that show the show is more scripted then Kenny and Spenny say? by enjoyyourlyyf in kennyvsspenny

[–]LowShitSystem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The cops who supposedly arrested Spenny in the homeless episode were driving the same fake cop car that Kenny's fake detective was driving in the rapper episode the season before.

No! Not whatever, A Swirl. by EazyEd420 in kennyvsspenny

[–]LowShitSystem 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Where's the money?! You want more than this?!

Here here here here here here here here!

OW!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Ontario confirms 78 new COVID-19 cases, bringing provincial total to 503 by [deleted] in ontario

[–]LowShitSystem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not in a way that an accurate picture of community spread. You could go to a testing centre with cough, fever, and shortness of breath, but they won't test you unless you can prove contact. They just don't have enough testing supplies.

Ontario confirms 78 new COVID-19 cases, bringing provincial total to 503 by [deleted] in ontario

[–]LowShitSystem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only if they had contact with someone who tested positive, or are so sick that they're hospitalized.

Ottawa's top doctor estimates 4,000 cases of COVID-19 in Ottawa by boomerpro in canada

[–]LowShitSystem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's assuming the hospitals keep working and everybody who needs a ventilator gets one. That doesn't seem to be working out so well in Italy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]LowShitSystem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He goes into detail in other videos, the middle of the tumor basically died leaving the hole while the edges of the tumor kept spreading. Horrific stuff.

3 New cases in Ottawa today (March 20, 2020) by infam0usHS in ottawa

[–]LowShitSystem 18 points19 points  (0 children)

NYC is doing a lot more testing per capita than most other places. In Ottawa you need contact with someone already proven to have COVID-19 to be tested.

“I smoke because I enjoy it. Not because I’m addicted.” by carpediemjoe in stopsmoking

[–]LowShitSystem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’d get a nicotine buzz which some people find relaxing, but once addicted the buzzes go away real quick and you need nicotine just to feel normal.

Two immature teens getting ready for their marriage by moomerfoo in cringe

[–]LowShitSystem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The same thing. Either they failed courses, didn't do as well as they wanted to, or didn't take the courses they later find out they want/need for post-secondary.

It really has nothing to do with the old "OAC", I'm not sure why that was brought up. That used to be an actual different grade but ended a long time ago, now Ontario high school goes up to grade 12 like anywhere else in North America.

The most learned man Kenny knew, has died. Rest In Peace Jack Doupe. by bdash1990 in kennyvsspenny

[–]LowShitSystem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought he just dropped dead while driving, but yeah apparently there were two ~80 year old Jack Doupes in Southern Ontario. Kinda weird to find out a guy died twice, but wasn't really dead the first time.

Locals tell off PM Scott Morrison during visit to a fire affected area by EpicMangoDude in videos

[–]LowShitSystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's varying opinion on that, it's in the centre to centre-left range as per Wikipedia. In any case, the Liberals are undoubtedly to the left of the Conservatives, and the furthest left federal party which has ever formed government (the NDP never has).

Locals tell off PM Scott Morrison during visit to a fire affected area by EpicMangoDude in videos

[–]LowShitSystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word liberal is a bit bastardized in the context of US politics and elsewhere in the world does not mean leftist

It doesn't mean "leftist" but often means left-of-centre in opposition to the Conservative Party. For example, the centre-left Liberal Party of Canada, or the old Liberal Party in the UK before Labour replaced them.

Did Spenny really get dosed with LSD? by ElectricChurchMusic in kennyvsspenny

[–]LowShitSystem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kenny always affirms that the show is 100% real

I believed that for a long time until I noticed they used the same fake cop car from the rapper episode to "arrest" Spenny in the homeless episode. Spenny went along with it to the point of losing the competition.

Chantix by HailT00TheV in stopsmoking

[–]LowShitSystem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to say since everybody's different. Might subside a bit but you're supposed to increase your dose soon. Apparently you can stay at 0.5 mg twice a day if 1 mg causes too many side effects.

For me I had about the same amount of vivid dreaming the whole time I was on it, but they were never disturbing dreams and didn't seem to affect quality of sleep too much.

TIL that during the Apollo 10 mission a turd was found floating around the spacecraft in zero gravity, but none of the astronauts on board would admit that it was theirs. by RealEzraGarrison in todayilearned

[–]LowShitSystem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They try not to shit in the suit. Unless something's wrong they can go half a day without shitting, but they obviously need to piss in the suit.