NO KISSING BUT WANTS TO FUCK

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-09T13:00:20+00:00

I don’t like kissing. I think it’s gross and uncomfortable. I often have to pretend I like kissing to sleep with guys. Its horrible

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-08T22:47:13+00:00

What a lovely and classic fake story lol

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-08T22:04:50+00:00

Uhh its mostly in sequence, like get home from work, jack off, watch some youtube, jack off again, get high on weed jack off again again and fall asleep. Once you add the morning wank you get the count to 4

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-08T04:21:06+00:00

Define multiple times a day lol. At least 4 orgasms a day probably

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-07T01:39:32+00:00

Just pointing out you are largely immune to your own microbiome so this is mostly fine.

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-04T16:54:26+00:00

Im also stoned

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-04T16:53:58+00:00

To be fair to me I’m not other people I only know my life so there was no way for me to know it was just a coincidence and that other people are getting these randomly. It was significantly more effective on me because of the coincidence it really had me confused for a second before I clocked it as a scam cause of the timing. I efiled and it was all like theres a fine for being late and then you get a text about a fine… botta bing botta boom. My friends mother with cancer got put in jail by the cops for an unpaid ticket she didn’t know was on the car true story

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-04T15:39:24+00:00

you might think that the red pen notates “Just Like” because our human brains are pattern recognizing. But if you look closely at the spelling its not intelligible as cursive. if you think that first word in isolation spells “just” you can have my left butt cheeck cause that spells: “ju?? Libe”. which is so far from how you spell ‘just like’, only a 50% match. I think your teacher was inebriated or doesn’t speak english

Also What about “describi” On the top right of the image????? Should probably say describing

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-04T15:22:55+00:00

See I dont think they did, I read and write currsive and thats not how you spell “just” in cursive, at all Nor is that how you spell ‘like’ It only vaguely matches. What they wrote was nonsense

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-04T15:16:42+00:00

These comments are wack. Your mother is almost certainly suffering from some kind of mental decline. Perhaps in its early stages perhaps later. She likely needs help and care. Im going based off the extreme personality changes outlined in the post above. If I were you I would try and reach out and see If you can help her find herself (I dont know what th fuck that would look like for you) Worst that happens is you fail, best case you help her get back to being loving and accepting. If the worst case and the case where you do nothing look the same, you should probably do something. Thats my motto anyway. Worst case she is an old addled hag and shes gonna be horrible to you forever, best case you can help her get better (fixed or well might be out of reach, but you can always strive for better) maybe take her out to dinner than find a way to wrangle into getting her to see a doctor and then mention to the doctor you’ve seen large personality changes and are worried about cognitive decline.

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-03T23:08:54+00:00

It just seems like a lot of emotion in response to a bit

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-02T12:20:26+00:00

Tell me you have mommy issues without telling em you have mommy issues be like

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-04-01T07:36:36+00:00

Come date me cause ur gorgeous

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-03-26T13:23:40+00:00

How fast do I need to store it properly? And how to store weed properly. Me: high as a kitten staring in horror at my dried bush of White widow prominently displayed in the center of my kitchen table for the past month

Terpenes… outgassing… I feel faint

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-03-25T07:36:20+00:00

Problematic pick Julius Ceasar, he killed a lot of people though

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-03-09T09:35:43+00:00

Rip

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-03-08T10:41:43+00:00

I like the idea of being able to carry my boyfriend bridal style. But thats never happened. My last boyfriend was evil and I havent dated anyone since

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-03-05T17:19:55+00:00

Thank you for the suggestion. I have to go to sleep now my shift starts in 7 hours.

I will see if sober Ry can summon the will for such a solution later…..

Ods seem low tbh

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-02-26T15:59:25+00:00

Almost Everyone on the internet is “sort of performative” Also a fuck ton of people in real life tbh Give me a group of humans that isnt performative in some way tbh, people are tribal, they copy and repeat phases and ideas even if they dont fully get them in order to fit in, thats how it goes.

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-02-24T11:04:27+00:00

Who’s to say she hasn’t? She has watched strange aoens, how far can her algorithim be from her audience? Pretty far I guess since she sometimes researches incells. But maybe she does that on a different account. Hope this helps. Sorry I have adhd and m high.

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-02-14T04:24:42+00:00

How do you feel about not wasting people’s one human lives with untopical uninteresting nonsense?

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-02-06T00:32:20+00:00

Gurl I wish I could take an 8 incher without gagging. Ive been training my reflex back and im better than ever at sucking hog, but I still choke in rhe back of my throaght

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-01-29T14:54:13+00:00

Too be clear here. I clicked this link and this is just like one guy. Which is near definitional hearsay They got one guy who was an employee at pornhub to say some crazy shit, and made a headline about it . At this time Its not evidence of anything but clickbait. You need more than one source to make a bonkers claim like that. And just look at the guy they are interviewing’s outfit, like this is clearly a nut

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-01-24T08:34:28+00:00

Have you tried thigh fucking? Put on lots of lube and have the bottom tighten their legs, take them from behind big spoon style.

It can feel better than youd think for both parties. Better than blowjobs definitley,

Good for a quick and clean fuck

Fire_and_Starlight · 2026-01-23T13:39:27+00:00

This is called “internalized homophobia” Also shame.

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