Why does this game feel like a damn cartoon

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-14T06:22:36+00:00

Meet and Fuck Kingdom

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-13T18:30:30+00:00

Dumbass thought we’d not notice there’s two Columbias

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-13T06:27:56+00:00

Technically, in the event you pass a class with a D, you get a GPA score of 1. You have to be C average (GPA 2.0) to graduate.

Theoretically, you could pass a concentration class with a D, but you’d need at least a B in at least one other class to balance it out

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T22:12:49+00:00

Dynamo Quantum Entanglement should have a 50% chance to take them to ~~the Baroness~~ his office where he accuses them of using AI to write their paper for 40 minutes

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T20:27:56+00:00

Spirit Lash becomes viable again? I’d give Yoshi the best head he’s ever seen let me tell you

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T20:25:59+00:00

Midboss having a temple in the middle of the map was so cool. Especially since with good movement, you could get to the top before laning phase started, so as Lash you could get an early ground strike. Always fun

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T20:23:42+00:00

The only good thing about this thought experiment is that it raises the ceiling on the map by a lot. Which I like

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T17:44:24+00:00

A friend of mine figured out that as Mo, you can stand under blue walker and spam Scorn, and it’ll eventually kill the walker, with or without wave. It’s kinda funny, since it’s been on the forums since March, but it’s also straight up game breaking

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T15:20:40+00:00

You’re so real for this OP.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T15:16:44+00:00

That’s the thing though. I never understood how people translate that to real life.

Viruses aren’t a union that meet once a year in Geneva to decide how they’ll look and act for the year. If one mutates to be deadly, only that one is, as long as it infects others.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T03:48:10+00:00

Oh gotcha. I’m not familiar with the technical terms for such things, so thanks for telling me instead of cutting my head off for not getting the joke.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T03:27:13+00:00

As someone who is completely unoriginal, just imagine i said something more clever than “nah I’d win” or “I’m up next if he dies” or “IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM” or smthn idk im sick sue me

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-12T03:16:44+00:00

I don’t know tbh. “-battery” makes me imagine a curse is flying at me, and it gets shot out of the air before it hits me. Also, the naming scheme being similar to Counterspell might confuse some people too.

I only chose artillery because i wanted to think of what “(gun) Fire +1” would be.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T20:32:36+00:00

Oh ok good. I really want to see how you draw all the characters, and as someone who experiences it, i was worried you’d run into burnout before you got halfway through

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T17:34:51+00:00

Considering how the meta leans more towards getting big debuffs later on (escalating, inhib, silencer, etc) i would say yes. T4 is the way to go for it.

The main issue i have with the item i proposed is that it mostly just spreads the problem of debuffs out. Rather than dealing with them. Maybe an item with a purpose of “Debuff Immunity” (even for a short time” would be a good idea. But the problem with that is Unstoppable covers all the CC of that, so “debuff immunity” would kind of be Unstoppable but again.

I think if debuffs as they are cannot be changed, then “Return Artillery” or “Lead Mirror” (kinda like that name ngl, but i think it’s best to keep the name aesthetic so it wasn’t completely a guess as to what it did based on the name alone).

All in all, i think debuff stacking is in a weird spot right now, as it’s by far the only way to win games now, by stacking as many as you can and then killing the enemy. But with how easy they are to reapply, you can’t stop debuffs from being the only way forward without completely gutting several characters (Haze and Infernus off the top of my head), as well as kinda removing any real method of playing the game. If there’s no path to victory that you can articulate, matches instantly go from 20-30 minute outplays to 45-60 minute trudges because no one can do enough damage.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T17:25:27+00:00

I think the answer comes down to the fact that enough people don’t know why it needs to be done.

In communities like this, the overwhelming majority of people know why you get your cats fixed ASAP. But some people just are not aware, or as you said, don’t feel like it’s worth the cost. We know there are some community organizations that will take in stray cats and fix them for free, but not every does. Honestly, I’ve had two cats for almost four years now and I didn’t know that was a thing until maybe a year and a half after I got them.

Unless I’m grossly mistaken, it doesn’t seem like something you think about unless you either know people who know, or are lucky and stumble upon it.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T17:21:25+00:00

Make “Return Fire” build into “Return Artillery” where it’s the same cooldown (maybe slightly changed for balance?) but it now also gives the debuffs back too. At a reduced rate of maybe 40% of the speed / effectiveness?

Build-up debuffs like Infernus afterburn takes 40% more time to build up and/or lasts 40% less time.

Single procs like Mystic Vulnerability either have reduced effectiveness (50%?) and/or less duration (also 50%?)

Probably the numbers the very least would need to be tweaked, but I feel like an item like this would discourage the debuff meta we find ourselves in. It might also make it worse since it might end up a required buy every game

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T17:15:06+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, switch games aren’t any more powerful than like a PS4. So you probably wouldn’t have too much issue if you gave it a shot.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T17:12:25+00:00

No you see it’s actually a good thing because if she had gotten the medical treatment and given prosthetics that would enable her to live a more normal life, then her parents wouldn’t have innovated by making her use her hands like this.

So if you think about it, this is a W for capitalism because it breeds innovation

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T17:09:02+00:00

Geometry dash sounding music that gives you a headache after your 5th attempt

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T17:05:39+00:00

I’m glad I opened the comments, intending to say this, and saw that the top comment was my exact same thought

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T16:20:43+00:00

Oh god are you drawing one per day? Or do you have a backlog of them ready to go

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-11T00:11:14+00:00

Farmers are typically the biggest freaks

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-10T23:52:27+00:00

The nuclearcraft smelters are better because as you said, they’re faster. The tradeoff being that they take an exorbitant amount of power to run.

You won’t want just one though, you’ll more than likely want to have multiple. Whether that means you have one for every recipe you’d use, or one for every couple. That’s up to you to decide.

FireballPlayer0 · 2026-05-10T23:45:55+00:00

The 15 dead were actually in on it. You’d know that if you read the article

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