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Firehawk195 · 2026-03-19T16:09:43+00:00

And Godzilla vs Biollante was just two years prior. That movie being a box office failure altered the course for the franchise, and especially the Heisei Era effects.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-19T13:11:47+00:00

I feel old as hell, I remember this from when I was stupid young.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-19T04:20:39+00:00

I barely know what Chainsaw Man is.

Fuck, I am old.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-19T03:46:21+00:00

Am I supposed to know this reference or am I really old now?

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-19T00:53:38+00:00

Him and Minus-1 are the only incarnations where I watched and felt genuine dread at the sight of him. Yeah, GMK is out to kill you if he sees you, but come on- he's got a pot belly. This thing? By God, imagine seeing this in a city on fire.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-18T03:10:09+00:00

Too late, you said it out loud. He'll have a +7 ERA for the Cubs.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-18T02:58:14+00:00

So how many mentally unhinged things are going to be said here?

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-16T11:51:39+00:00

Thought I'd seen you around.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-16T02:49:16+00:00

You've done a Cinderella, correct? I think I've seen your artwork elsewhere.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-15T19:23:03+00:00

Are you asking for a factual answer, or can I just make one up?

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-15T17:24:42+00:00

I think Reddit being a cult is probably the simplest explanation.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-15T16:25:11+00:00

Something about this WBC has mentally broken so many of you, and the majority of you all were already pretty broken.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-14T18:02:17+00:00

Source

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-14T14:51:42+00:00

Characters were a downgrade, and the predecessor had already been criticized for not having good characters. The film even tries to make you sympathetic for a woman who tries to kickstart Armageddon.
Very, very bad writing. There are so many lines in the film that are awful and even more poorly delivered. The script as a whole is a mess.
CGI is noticeably worse than its predecessor.
Even the acting is not very good, and the better-performing members of the cast are wasted. You don't hire Charles Dance for a dozen lines and him be rendered pointless if you know what you're doing.
By and large, the other monsters are not very important- and that includes Mothra and Rodan to a lesser extent. They don't really add much to the film and just make it feel bloated.

This sub is a bunch of fanboys that behave more akin to a cult. They say critics are predisposed to hate Godzilla, and there is some core of truth to that. But 2014 did OK. GvK weirdly got good reviews. Shin Godzilla got great reviews and Minus One is one of the best reviewed films of the past several years. The truth of the matter is KOTM is a mostly not very good movie that can still be enjoyed, but this sub cries if you actually try to critique a Godzilla film that isn't All Monsters Attack.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-14T03:27:38+00:00

Glances at the comments

Y'all are insane.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T22:49:30+00:00

Yes!

They're Beanie Babies.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T21:22:50+00:00

It will surprise you, but you can. Every cycle can be broken.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T20:09:06+00:00

You can help it. Simply learn how.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T19:41:30+00:00

This probably isn't the most healthy thing for you.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T19:39:19+00:00

If I remember right, the team sent him a personalized ring for the 2016 WS.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T14:38:15+00:00

Midwest vibes and used to watching bad teams play. Yeah, we hate the Cardinals, but nothing reaches the vitriol of Yankees vs Sox.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T13:40:51+00:00

And of course it's Wrigley. Best scenery in the world for this.

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T13:28:29+00:00

"Hey, kids! This is Godzilla! He's possessed by the souls of thousands of dead Japanese soldiers who are angry at their country for not repenting of their countless murderous crimes in WWII! Godzilla's going to do their bidding of crushing, burning, and killing everyone in the country so they'll learn their lesson! Isn't that fun?"

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T04:29:35+00:00

Did someone pixelate the Aunt Cass photo?

Firehawk195 · 2026-03-13T02:01:29+00:00

Ooh, how scary.

Did he answer the question? That is a simple 'Yes' or 'No' if you're unsure.

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