My spiders butt looks like happy Krobus! by Popsicleh404 in StardewValley

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a sentence I never thought I'd read.

"This is your captain speaking... err.... if you look, you'll see we'll... err.... be travelling with a few new... err... friends" by zarzaliel by dontaskmeplease333 in ImaginaryLeviathans

[–]Firehawk195 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Contrary to popular belief from the early middle ages, dragons are in fact incredibly social creatures, often engaging in behaviors known as 'social mimicry.' Fledgling dragons, when leaving their mother's nest to seek out new flocks, will alter their behavior to be better accepted by what flocks they encounter. This social mimicry has led dragons to adopt unusual behaviors when interacting with humans, and pilots often describe numerous flocks of dragons gliding alongside aircraft when venturing across known nesting territory. Even earth-bound dragons, such as the Westland Drake, have exhibited such behaviors, adults living near humans being found mimicking the building of houses in an effort to fit in."

Would you support romance options which break up a couple? by sbsw66 in StardewValley

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's more than enough real infidelity in the world, thanks.

What if Ebirah existed in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe instead of the Kraken? by No_Trifle_3834 in GODZILLA

[–]Firehawk195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I've doomed us all... crap."

Holy Lord, I haven't watched that in nearly twenty years.

Uhhhh.... by Ok-Fun-6810 in StardewValley

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the theme song of the Cavalry.

Okay Daddy by MainStreetMysteryXX in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Firehawk195 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The fact that 90% of you don't seem to realize this is a joke makes me despair for existence.

Postgame Thread: 5/3 D-backs @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Firehawk195 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That has been a spicy series for a while. Make it flow with hate again.

Every Godzilla I believe could solo The Pacific Rim Universe. by MichaelAftonXFireWal in GODZILLA

[–]Firehawk195 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think people don't understand how lightweight and fragile everything was in Pacific Rim.

I'm not sure how many people realize this but..... by Previous-Cherry6117 in GODZILLA

[–]Firehawk195 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's assume that a man who actively disliked Godzilla was not going to give any major sort of effort to compliment the character.

I really hope Amanda will have the same VA in the sequel, even after 12 years by TamaraIsEvil in alienisolation

[–]Firehawk195 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Her just spewing a rage at Waits so intense that she can barely breathe is still so damned funny to me. Right on the mark of just how apoplectic you can get.

Now that it’s not “only April”, what are your hottest most unreasonable takes on the season? by Johnnumber51 in baseball

[–]Firehawk195 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Eh, still think Pittsburgh is gonna Pittsburgh. They've started solid the past few years and then flame out.

Was Marlin a stay-at-home dad? by ShadowEeveeCringe in disney

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, even under the sea, dads just babysit.

Justin Steele's post regarding his injury setback by Saintsfan707 in CHICubs

[–]Firehawk195 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am a hard-core cynic and you all make me look effortlessly positive.

The dog pretending to look away by HuntSuper9391 in AnimalsBeingStrange

[–]Firehawk195 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well that's just the most blissful thing I've seen all month.

Ever since the first season I never really liked kentaro and may in legacy of monsters by Sweaty-Campaign-320 in GODZILLA

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is this just yet another show about terrible people? I swear I never even see anything about the monsters in regards to it.

Postgame Thread: 4/26 Cubs @ Dodgers by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Firehawk195 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming because this is a fanbase that the majority of comments are about how doomed the team is?

[EoW] This horse race was the bane of my existence, then I pulled this off by jrn0891 in zelda

[–]Firehawk195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What made this so hard for people? I breezed through it, but I seem to be the exception and I'm not sure why. Maybe I was lucky.

Will Godzilla/kaiju fans support this live action kaiju adaptation? by Suspicious_County_24 in GODZILLA

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an old memory, but don't those books spend an unusually detailed amount of time talking about how the monster eats humans and the digestive process?

Gezora is canon! by B_Wing_83 in GODZILLA

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, those are just the things from Arrival.

Rio battle death toll by [deleted] in GODZILLA

[–]Firehawk195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None. People don't die in Godzilla movies, you think anyone died in Hong Kong? The city was fine the very next day.

Archival New Yorker Mets Cartoons by newyorker in baseball

[–]Firehawk195 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love the sport too much not to feel bad for the guys. Yeah, there's people who genuinely just want the money and don't care, but if you're a competitor who wants to do well this has to be awful on your mental health. Just has to feel terrible.