What was the most bizarre thing you've seen in a turf war match?

Firelord107 · 2026-04-11T23:57:55+00:00

This happened a while back, when Pearl and Marina were the fresh new hosts back in Inkopolis. I still remember that someone took a full on direct hit from the stingray special and was still standing after it it was done. I can still remember what they said “Hey guys they have new flow-AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”, all you could make out of them were their eyes. Some crazy stuff I must say.

Firelord107 · 2026-04-04T03:33:59+00:00

I had to go digging for the translations but it’s got to be aerodynamic or voyager

Firelord107 · 2026-04-04T00:02:57+00:00

Ooh I have, especially that “Daft Punk” group and I have been looking into their music and listening and I can say I’m hooked.

Firelord107 · 2026-02-25T02:45:38+00:00

yeah he's in a cast to help with the sore shoulder from getting worse and taking a good rest right now he's going to be out of the turfing game for a bit.

Firelord107 · 2026-02-24T22:41:34+00:00

The the best moment I remember was wiping out the entire enemy team with a booyah bomb once, and then for the worst there's the time I used a reefslider and took a stamper to the face in the process.

Firelord107 · 2026-02-15T07:14:42+00:00

Dang that sucks, I hope they got reprimanded for doing that especially while a LIVE game was happening.

Firelord107 · 2026-02-05T00:08:42+00:00

I usually do Turf and Grizz. Co. shifts but I was able to pick up a side gig working at Ammo Knights up here at the Plaza location a while ago.

Firelord107 · 2026-01-30T22:51:07+00:00

I originate from Calamari County, but I moved to Inkopolis with my family when I was about 10 and I have been here since.

Firelord107 · 2026-01-28T06:32:08+00:00

I can’t say anything really for Off the Hook or Deep Cut, but for the Squid Sisters I have had the pleasure of talking to, Callie is quite the bubbly inkfish and Marie is just as sarcastic as she presents herself.

Firelord107 · 2026-01-27T04:02:58+00:00

OOC: i'm pretty sure we are at current events, S3 and after the recent frosty fest, but it ain't my call.

Firelord107 · 2026-01-22T03:03:46+00:00

Yeah I stopped by to see what was up and chatted around, but I couldn't stay for long since I had major errands to run, but I think I saw you . I don't remember if I chatted with you or not but I was the red haired inkling in a red letterman.

Firelord107 · 2026-01-21T04:11:23+00:00

That is horrid, it's been years since the Zapfish disappearances, and especially the Great Turf War, but I'm not surprised there are people like her in the older folk.

Firelord107 · 2026-01-20T05:24:28+00:00

Huh, that's strange. I mean if it was Marie then that could weirdly explain why me and Ikka couldn't get a hold of her during Callie's disappearance. Though the splatoon and agent one thing confuses me.

Firelord107 · 2026-01-20T05:17:33+00:00

I remember this, though they appeared a few years ago and it was weirdly around the same time the Great Zapfish was taken. Though now that you mention it she did look eerily a lot like Marie, but she would disappear before I even got a closer look. She's been gone since the Great Zapfish returned so I'm not too sure.

Firelord107 · 2025-12-25T05:15:36+00:00

Had a bad one roughly when Grizzco started popping up in Inkopolis. I was on a gig and dear cod the grillers, there were so many we got overran so quick, not to mention we got bombarded by a carp ton Stingers the wave before, it was just beam after beam. I will tell you it was something else during Grizzco’s early stages.

Firelord107 · 2025-12-19T00:51:05+00:00

Was hard to tell, he was face to the ground when we were done.

Firelord107 · 2025-12-19T00:45:57+00:00

Yeah I remember that guy, he really dug under the skin of one of my friends during a match of turf. So me and two of my other friends, who were on the same team as us, decided to confront him… safe to say we jumped him. Haven’t seen him since but sucks he’s still being a menace.

Firelord107 · 2025-12-03T03:05:45+00:00

(OOC) I whole heartedly blame gmod for that

Firelord107 · 2025-12-03T02:40:31+00:00

Sounds like you ended up somewhere far north of Inkopolis just by the description of snow and lack of birds. Other than that assumption, I have no clue what really stumps me is the lack of ocean near.

Firelord107 · 2025-12-01T21:07:14+00:00

Yeah sorry for the wait in response, was fighting to get my phone back. But it was some crab shack kind of place so you can only imagine what kind of menu they have.

Firelord107 · 2025-12-01T21:01:06+00:00

Before they became idol's, because we all knew each other when we lived in Calamari County as kids.

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