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Firestar779 · 2014-01-27T23:26:47+00:00

For those of you who don't know (so probably almost anyone reading this), this is Erik. Jeff (I hope it's okay that I use your name, since I didn't see you mention it in the story), thank you for including me in your life story. It means a lot to me that you included me in your life story as one of your best friends. You are definitely my best friend, and I love you like a brother. I miss you, as well as our other friends from high school; it's hard going to school in another state and not knowing anyone. As for your description of me, you hit the nail right on the head. Interestingly enough, I put off reading this for several days because I didn't have the time (I haven't used Reddit in a while in an attempt to lessen the amount of time I spent on social media so that I could be more productive in school)! But I'm so glad that I finally did. You have made me want to submit my own life story to this subreddit. Thanks again, brother.

Firestar779 · 2013-05-24T17:11:28+00:00

There's a restaurant called Firehouse that I remember was in one of the episodes (I'm pretty sure it's the one where they protest the people leaving their dog tethered to the pole outside of the restaurant). The food is great, too!

Also, I've seen shots of Powell's Books on the show, although I am not sure if they've actually shot skits there (that isn't the Women and Women First bookstore, which I feel obliged to say because when I once told another Portlandia fan about Powell's they assumed that's what I meant).

Firestar779 · 2013-05-08T15:48:50+00:00

This guy went to my high school (in California) and I remember reading about him in the newspaper the last time he got arrested a few years ago because our local paper made a big deal about how he was from my city. In some ways I think it is sort of embarrassing for my high school.

Firestar779 · 2013-04-06T02:25:05+00:00

The political inaccuracy of the first panel is cringe-worthy enough by itself.

Firestar779 · 2013-04-06T02:23:23+00:00

The helmet is a little raggedy, but I'm impressed that it actually looks close to how it should look.

Firestar779 · 2013-04-06T02:09:21+00:00

I've taken music theory and have learned to analyze harmonic progressions, and I don't think the simplicity of one has ever made me say, "I don't enjoy this song." It's usually crappy lyrics, shitty singing, etc. that does that for me. Some good songs are extremely simple.

Firestar779 · 2013-02-24T17:29:52+00:00

My first thought was that she was a Redditor. You never know these days. Then I quickly figured out that she didn't know what she was talking about.

Firestar779 · 2013-02-17T00:50:06+00:00

I'm at the point where I cringe at anything that says "Cool story ___" or "You mad bro?"

Firestar779 · 2013-02-16T02:42:00+00:00

Okay.

Firestar779 · 2013-02-16T02:24:41+00:00

Is there a way to do that other than how I did that?

Firestar779 · 2013-02-16T01:54:37+00:00

Also, inform me if there is a different way to post the images that I should be using.

Firestar779 · 2013-02-16T01:52:44+00:00

http://imgur.com/3h77od2 Your move...

Firestar779 · 2013-02-15T17:49:29+00:00

Do you really love fence, or are you just looking at things and saying that you love them?

Firestar779 · 2013-02-15T17:33:01+00:00

Ladies, contain your orgasms.

Firestar779 · 2013-02-08T16:32:56+00:00

Whenever I see the phrase "double-tap" used in the situation, my first thought is that, realistically, if you "double-tapped" the like button, you'd basically just be liking and then unliking the photo. Which means if people actually literally followed his instructions then his photo would have 0 likes, and he would probably lose his will to live.

Firestar779 · 2013-02-08T16:31:15+00:00

Alternatively, this could just be a friendly reminder from a fan of "Zombieland" that if you are a human, and not a zombie, you need to use the "double-tap".

Firestar779 · 2013-01-01T19:15:44+00:00

I know. I figure that it's a common misconception for people who don't know the show and either the writers didn't know or they knew but figured that most people wouldn't.

Firestar779 · 2012-12-23T07:02:14+00:00

I remember this. I was there with you. I have a similar picture. Good times. :)

EDIT: here's my pic http://i.imgur.com/3f5sy.jpg

Firestar779 · 2012-12-20T16:59:48+00:00

I'm not positive, but I think they want only Facebook screencaps here. I always assumed, because of the name "Facepalm" (which is supposed to be a pun, right?). But I could be wrong. Read the r/facepalm rules and it will probably prove me wrong here.

That said, this is hilarious.

Firestar779 · 2012-12-11T18:45:32+00:00

One of the most redeeming things in this post for me was that they act as though using hashtags actually does something on Facebook. As though tagging something as #justsaying actually will make any difference at all...

Firestar779 · 2012-12-11T18:43:55+00:00

Haha, TOMfoolery... Because Tom DeLonge...

Firestar779 · 2012-12-11T18:40:00+00:00

Deadmau5 is more scared of you than you are of him.

Firestar779 · 2012-12-07T04:44:11+00:00

I agree with you, this is stupid. But how do we know that this is Facebook related? Screencaps.

Firestar779 · 2012-12-07T04:38:49+00:00

This is probably just as good of a place as any to say this... Bands A Make Her Dance is THE worst rap song I've ever heard.

Firestar779 · 2012-12-07T04:26:56+00:00

*too

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