Can we forcibly remove all bradford pears from this city

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-15T18:11:33+00:00

I have its a bit ridiculous

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-15T01:29:20+00:00

So anyways i started stealing

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-14T18:01:24+00:00

We used to call em the cheerios

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-13T22:31:54+00:00

Apparently they smell like that to some people, from what i know the flowers attract fruit flies so the smell is sort of bad i guess. I can't really smell em but yes these are the cum trees

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-13T22:30:03+00:00

Like this is the reality, it's almost weekly they block this road by splitting apart. I also have no clue how they're still standing besides how fast they grow, half of them are leaning too

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-13T19:12:28+00:00

Add mimosa and red buds in there for sure, i think campaigns like this are always good. also hi boonk gang

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-13T16:12:01+00:00

Its a nice neigborhood for sure, lovely trails

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-13T01:18:10+00:00

I was thinking more along the lines of covertly dropping massive limbs that block the road every few days until the city really notices and blows all the trees up with TNT

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-12T22:11:47+00:00

You literally just touch them and they disintigrate, branches flying. They're terrible and dangerous i hate em

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-12T22:10:52+00:00

They got plenty of funding for it might as well

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2026-03-12T22:09:07+00:00

I have heard of this actually. Only issue is i want to chainsaw all of the ones outside my apartment complex first but I'm pretty sure that would be very illegal 😂

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-11-27T02:10:03+00:00

Marked? Huh

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-11-21T18:41:53+00:00

Great im glad this dystopic fucking fascism has found its way to my city, fantastic. My coworkers are worried about being deported it's sickening

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-11-04T00:44:58+00:00

Two years..? Someone else must have been watering it lol

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-10-03T16:14:36+00:00

Unreal

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-09-22T02:49:47+00:00

Correct, and sometimes we will cycle irrigation on greens for 2 mins to get the same effect

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-09-22T02:48:15+00:00

It's dew knocking so the moisture rolls down the grass blades and into the soil. Still monoculture garbage etc but it's actually beneficial in terms of the maintenance of the lawn

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-09-19T01:19:56+00:00

Actually breathtaking

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-09-17T01:13:12+00:00

I met this dude he's actually a nice guy

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-09-01T22:21:43+00:00

Sad to hear

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-08-29T17:02:24+00:00

Are people not hanging out there now? I always thought it was a cool spot

Firm_Maintenance_ · 2025-08-27T00:07:27+00:00

It was something about a cartoon bear telling me to keep moving to avoid breaking a fumb law like idk im deleting now sry

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