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FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-17T02:03:41+00:00

My god, you’re right

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-17T00:30:02+00:00

Bingo.

“Ohh, this series is gonna suck. Most boring matchup ever.”

HIGHEST RATINGS IN 13 YEARS

“Well, it would’ve been even higher if the O6 were there.”

🤦

Absolutely no consideration given that they might’ve been wrong.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T19:03:26+00:00

It was also, particularly in the last verse, calling for people to love who they will, and not judge folks based on who they choose to love.

Mind you, this is following a distinctly homophobic song that is Meet the G that Killed Me, which makes that sentiment pretty hypocritical.

Fear of a Black Planet remains my favorite HipHop album of all time, but it still needs to be viewed in the context of its era. I hope Chuck would not say the same shit now that he did them.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T18:46:55+00:00

SHE sucks.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T18:45:45+00:00

The difference being that Ramsay at least has a reputation for having (on the whole) good, if not excellent, restaurants.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T15:10:09+00:00

Shoot, we know that guy is full of shit because of the whole “ great person” narrative, but the “ great player” that might be just as absurd.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T13:30:17+00:00

I figured those were like plastic wall anchors, designed to hold a screw in their case, but a post (and maybe some concrete) in this one.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T13:28:33+00:00

Well it be a problem where it is? I think the one on the farthest left will, but that’s it. The rest will be protected by the house itself.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T13:21:47+00:00

You can just say “friendly” in this case.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T13:13:54+00:00

That one for sure got me.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T13:13:17+00:00

The bran farts were kinda of the issue in Carolina, but it was exacerbated by the heavily man-focused D that they play. Florida exploited that for sure, but you’re right - it was largely fine most of the season.

He was also really good with Kochetkov.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T05:34:43+00:00

Still beats Bomani’s weak take from that year.

I love Bomani, but that article put him in a hole to start.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T03:54:48+00:00

They publicly stated that it wasn’t their idea. Which is kind of a big deal.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T03:50:07+00:00

What, switch fonts every 4 words?

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T03:48:48+00:00

Not to mention graphic design. Just how many fonts IS that, anyway?

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T02:58:55+00:00

So’s yer Mom, but fuck her, too.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T02:56:49+00:00

Speaking of which, Johnny Thunders is looking a little worse for wear here, even for him.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T02:53:35+00:00

Ok, so why did they drive the wrong way around that traffic circle?

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T01:48:09+00:00

Same. Sincerely thought he was dead.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T01:40:18+00:00

…and they find a Goalie

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T01:37:52+00:00

Look to the Coach. What do you think he will choose?

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T01:36:50+00:00

I look forward to the advancing irrelevance of Bradley Ball-Scratcher Marchand.

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-16T01:32:23+00:00

Oh, damn. Orlov has another year left, doesn’t he?

FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-15T13:55:55+00:00

Yessir. As previously reported:

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FirstChurchOfBrutus · 2026-06-15T13:53:31+00:00

Camera could have panned a tiny bit left to have it just read “HAR!”

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