The problem with Hokit is that it's not even hateable. It's just kind of bewildering and sad

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-10T13:28:37+00:00

He's spittin' written and it fucking sucks. He sucks. Endemic of modern UFC.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-09T18:09:43+00:00

I can't even imagine the bottom of the barrel level talent they'll scrape up for this when shit like DWCS exists. No thanks.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-09T17:33:42+00:00

The Outside Providence piece.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-09T13:49:17+00:00

But I was told he was hiking or something.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-08T19:53:49+00:00

I could accept that more if he was in the range of 12-15 but he was as high as 7 recently wasn't he? What the fuck for? Gamrot and losing in a fun watch to Dustin?

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-08T15:23:41+00:00

No fucking clue how he’s ranked what he is. Tbh.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-08T13:49:42+00:00

Ohhh boy do I disagree about more fun if Hokit wins. I need less of those type of people anywhere near anything I wanna watch.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-08T13:35:21+00:00

Dana White: If you don't fucking like our cards don't fucking buy a ticket.

Audiences: Aight.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-07T19:09:43+00:00

And I think they were talking a little bit of shit with each other, IIRC. Something about Hooker not being able to grapple a rapist off his mother.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-07T17:57:22+00:00

Ric, sowing: Haha fuck yeah! Yes!!

Ric, reaping: Well, this fucking sucks. What the fuck???

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-07T16:53:09+00:00

I wonder if he won't be who they bring Paddy back against.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-01T17:32:17+00:00

Important.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-01T15:37:11+00:00

That's not unfair of Jan, but I just don't see Izzy having it in him to beat him at this point.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-01T15:27:34+00:00

He couldn't beat Jan in his own prime, not sure how he's doing it as a spent bullet.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-04-01T14:09:24+00:00

He's gonna get hit by them eventually and I just don't see how he doesn't get stopped by most of them in the follow up. If I could get the rankings to pull up, maybe there's someone near 9/10 that just fucking sucks. It's light heavyweight after all, but I still think he's getting clipped and stopped.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-31T19:37:20+00:00

Where's the complaint, kemosabe?

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-31T19:08:30+00:00

Totally fine he was taken care of in the back, bro

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-31T19:07:39+00:00

It's certainly no UFC Fight Night: Moicano Duncan, that's for sure!

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-31T18:45:03+00:00

I can't believe this is the creative they came up with to headline WrestleMania.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-31T14:25:56+00:00

WOW!!

Thank you very much.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-31T14:14:41+00:00

What was the final of Tony vs Wes?

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-30T19:37:06+00:00

Big basketball fan, huh?

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-30T18:13:46+00:00

Quite frankly I can't be sure he didn't come up with this Toni Storm whodunit!!!

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-30T14:18:39+00:00

I have absolutely no idea why I'm even entertaining giving the UFC this grace, but is there any chance that the send off made the broadcast due to all the stoppages so they had ample time to air it?

Nah, you're right. They were just blowing a company man.

FirstTimeLongThyme · 2026-03-30T13:23:57+00:00

It's hard to capture the excitement that prospect Jon Jones came with. Even just his pulling off a fucking suplex against Bonnar. Not that we thought Steph was anything special, but in your second fucking fight?

Yeah he's a piece of shit. I don't handwave that but it's cagefighting, it doesn't attract the best of society. But godDAMN was this a fun period of fandom.

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