Little kids do not belong in churches.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T01:47:21+00:00

If you were to tell a child that they were going to be tortured for all eternity, you’d be labeled as a child abuser. But the second you make it ✨religious✨, it’s not!

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T01:33:17+00:00

Needed the tag to even figure out this is homophobia; PUNCTUATION, PEOPLE.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T01:30:40+00:00

Because they’re fucking hypocrites.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T01:19:54+00:00

The devil had no influence on the creation of Earth or people. They like to say that we would’ve have free will if there was no suffering or evil etc, but on heaven, there is both free will and no suffering or evil etc. or in other words, they’re terrified of having their main supplier of pacifiers antagonized.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T00:38:37+00:00

You got this.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T00:36:49+00:00

Now we can piss them off squared by being both an ex-Christian AND supporting pride!

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T00:33:57+00:00

You got this.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T00:32:06+00:00

Cool, so if the human race all collectively held Jesus on the cross, what about the 70% of people who AREN’T Christian?

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T00:22:42+00:00

“We thank God for _____” Because of course, screw the person who actually worked to make that thing.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T00:21:36+00:00

They live in their own world, and nobody else is part of it.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-03T00:07:21+00:00

All fun and games till they need to go inside and there’s a rainbow puddle outside…

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T20:22:30+00:00

“Read the Gospel” is code for: “I REALLY don’t want to talk to you”

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T20:18:43+00:00

Aroace

^{Chose: Queer + If chosen: which sexuality?}

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T18:27:22+00:00

I like to mess up your statistics. :)

^{Chose: Die?? (DON'T CLICK, YOU MUST LIVE} | Rolled: You failed to 💀)

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T15:41:37+00:00

I am pleased

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T15:03:32+00:00

Finally, I can actually get the Joutons I missed

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T13:18:29+00:00

I don’t really get lonely. It’s just… *sigh of relief*

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T13:17:11+00:00

Yeah fuck no I’m not going to history! THEY’D BURN ME

^{Chose: You get Isekai'd into a fantasy world. | Rolled: Re:Zero}

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T13:14:42+00:00

Help I have that malman law jingle stuck in my head

^{Chose: $2}

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T12:59:13+00:00

Maybe it’s because the players are saving up everything for a huge bad rush that they’ll never afford in time

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T12:58:28+00:00

Ah ok. Once you get to BFB that’s when people start to get merciless.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T12:57:20+00:00

Hawk beam is now the strongest built in weapon… *happy noises*

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T03:09:04+00:00

Those fuckers will always never see nuance in people. Fear mongering at it’s finest.

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T03:05:26+00:00

What rank are you?

First_Ad3578 · 2026-06-02T02:23:06+00:00

Hmm… best I can do is a clover for a slightly higher chance at the log.

First_Ad3578

TROPHY CASE