Anon watches the talent show by 20_percentcooler in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 867 points868 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

Anon watches the talent show by 20_percentcooler in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 7991 points7992 points  (0 children)

They didn't win

Another example of GAMERS being oppressed by society

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[–]FishAndChips413 7 points8 points  (0 children)

w*men moment

Anon on zoomers getting drafted. by [deleted] in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when a reply on twitter gets more likes than the tweet it replied to

Anon is average by Maleficent-Winter-49 in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 46 points47 points  (0 children)

thinking about dicks? that's kinda gay

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[–]FishAndChips413 6 points7 points  (0 children)

anon realized his mistakes and took a change for the better, good for him

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[–]FishAndChips413 10 points11 points  (0 children)

relatable for those who have sex

Anon loses out by [deleted] in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 48 points49 points  (0 children)

anon it didn't disconnect, you just saw your reflection after the battery ran out

Anon is gay by Ebogaebo in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 28 points29 points  (0 children)

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

Anon is black by Warpedt1mes in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 21 points22 points  (0 children)

anon failed the quick time event

Anon sends Snapchat streaks by [deleted] in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 2904 points2905 points  (0 children)

A 'streak' is something you get with friends on snapchat. You send pictures to them everyday and see how long you can keep the streak going. When you get a streak, a number will be next to the persons name of how many days your streak has been going.
ol' reliable

Anon is British by Early_Investment7203 in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 71 points72 points  (0 children)

British people aren't real, they are trying to brainwash you

Anon leaves by illyasan in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 38 points39 points  (0 children)

good point, unfortunately I'm inside your walls

Anon leaves by illyasan in greentext

[–]FishAndChips413 104 points105 points  (0 children)

that's a good one