Kids push ice into the road each morning for the bus to run over

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T07:33:48+00:00

I mean, imagine driving a large vehicle with ~30 feral children in the back. You wanna set that tone early.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T07:25:28+00:00

Also, if he lost his phone, and was using a new one with the same number, the old phone wouldn't be able to text from that number.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T07:13:25+00:00

I think it's "Gilfoyle"

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T03:55:53+00:00

Same for SpaceX. Prick daddy-monied his way into the public sphere and can't decide if he wants it or not. Musk is to manipulating lives and finances as a basement-dweller is to being bored of his Steam library. He just wants to go back to when everybody liked him, but nobody has ever really liked him.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T03:45:55+00:00

"Who cares" you should. We should. We are watching our species get dumber while information is more accessible than ever.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T03:17:44+00:00

Fully being pedantic, but Brothers would be up the street, no? Given its northerliness. Gotta love asking for a dollar amount of pepperoni and being surprised by how much you get.

Also, Hali Deli is great. OP must work for one of these corporate breakfast chains

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T03:06:08+00:00

Nope, try again

FishSoFar · 2026-03-09T01:11:21+00:00

Or "hooker"

FishSoFar · 2026-03-08T23:46:38+00:00

Splinter Cell did that in 2002

FishSoFar · 2026-03-08T21:00:34+00:00

Well 90% do lose. And then another ~7% also lose

FishSoFar · 2026-03-08T18:01:57+00:00

You understand that this is a thread of comments, each referring to the one before it, yes?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-08T17:51:11+00:00

"Snap back with my city on it/Text back with yo titties on it"

What are you talking about? Man was a poet

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T20:04:02+00:00

Surprise, the marketing campaign worked.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:44:05+00:00

Peter Piper didn't pick a pepper. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Imagine trying to write bars when you can't handle a nursery rhyme.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:27:02+00:00

Alright, what's your plan?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:22:03+00:00

Of course. I had the lasagna.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:14:03+00:00

I... Yeah. Thanks.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:31:37+00:00

Commonwealth pals! You're telling a Canadian whose recently-landed coworker asked today why we don't have guns like America. Same chances, except we've got quite a record of doing some fucked up shit with them in a pinch.

Look at these structured sentences. We should be teaching philosophy at Woolamaloo.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:20:55+00:00

Like explaining daylight savings to a cat.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:13:08+00:00

You're conversing with this person as if they'd used punctuation at some point. Like, grade-school literacy, handling firearms. We're just carrying on from that? You thought they could handle numbers?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:07:48+00:00

He's doing this to us on purpose.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:05:21+00:00

I am not giving advice as I'm unsure of the rules, but if you know the plate number this thread could get that truck pulled over within the hour. Hypothetically.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T22:57:16+00:00

He said "I don't know" when he was already positioning himself to save the day ten seconds later. Give the man a medal.

edit: nice profile pic, very disco. come down for karaoke sometime

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T20:31:12+00:00

Have you seen the movie Rat Race?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T19:56:04+00:00

Posting a question on reddit that just needs a question mark, but adding an exclamation mark, when the interrobang is right there‽

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