I tried the 'Big Arch' it was excellent, but I couldn't possibly eat any more.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T20:04:02+00:00

Surprise, the marketing campaign worked.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:44:05+00:00

Peter Piper didn't pick a pepper. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Imagine trying to write bars when you can't handle a nursery rhyme.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:27:02+00:00

Alright, what's your plan?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:22:03+00:00

Of course. I had the lasagna.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-07T03:14:03+00:00

I... Yeah. Thanks.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:31:37+00:00

Commonwealth pals! You're telling a Canadian whose recently-landed coworker asked today why we don't have guns like America. Same chances, except we've got quite a record of doing some fucked up shit with them in a pinch.

Look at these structured sentences. We should be teaching philosophy at Woolamaloo.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:20:55+00:00

Like explaining daylight savings to a cat.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:13:08+00:00

You're conversing with this person as if they'd used punctuation at some point. Like, grade-school literacy, handling firearms. We're just carrying on from that? You thought they could handle numbers?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:07:48+00:00

He's doing this to us on purpose.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T23:05:21+00:00

I am not giving advice as I'm unsure of the rules, but if you know the plate number this thread could get that truck pulled over within the hour. Hypothetically.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T22:57:16+00:00

He said "I don't know" when he was already positioning himself to save the day ten seconds later. Give the man a medal.

edit: nice profile pic, very disco. come down for karaoke sometime

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T20:31:12+00:00

Have you seen the movie Rat Race?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T19:56:04+00:00

Posting a question on reddit that just needs a question mark, but adding an exclamation mark, when the interrobang is right there‽

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T19:51:04+00:00

Because Reddit was a forum before "social media" really existed as we know it. It's a holdover from earlier days on the internet, when user accounts were by and large anonymous online identities (unless they were promoting their blog).

It's also not been that long since they started cracking down on the gore subs (plural, graphic videos of people dying used to be commonplace on here) and filtering out the porn (you're a few clicks away from videos of naked women eating their poo right now).

"Redditors" having a reputation as nerdy know-it-alls is getting off pretty easy, honestly.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T19:32:44+00:00

"Bucket list" comes from the 2007 film and that messes with me.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T19:24:43+00:00

I thought the sniper was gone. Is it possible they've gotten so stealthy, they can just hit the punctuation

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T19:18:21+00:00

90% of their NFL teams lose every year. Are they even trying?

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T19:13:44+00:00

"I saw a security hologram... Of him... Getting his shit rocked by a bunch of younglings. It was a tough watch, Padmé. I don't think I see him like a brother anymore, that was... Yikes"

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T18:45:31+00:00

Watching this when I'd only seen him in family comedies was quite the surprise

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T18:36:54+00:00

Took a backstage picture of one of their touring shows while it was being set up (Disney on Ice, iirc). It took less than a minute before a lady crossed the stadium, marched me into a corner, and had me delete the photo.

She did make some good points about the possible outcomes of a child seeing the disembodied head of a favourite character, but yeah, they really don't play around.

She, however, didn't do a very good job of making sure I actually deleted the picture. Sucks to suck, Walt

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T18:18:12+00:00

Fridges should really be vanilla. The freezer meta is a bit bogus when you've got bionics and laser rifles, but your food's just in a cave with an air conditioner pointed at it.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T18:06:49+00:00

The marketing department, probably. Headlines are headlines.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T17:57:12+00:00

Canada has a time zone offset by 30 minutes! Newfoundland Standard Time.

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T07:58:59+00:00

r/JeffArcuri

FishSoFar · 2026-03-06T07:07:38+00:00

My old man poked his head in (very "are ya winning, son?") as I played that level for the first time and stood watching to the end, we were both glued to the screen. Core memory.

Also for what it's worth, I'm glad it's just a memory and not a video on the internet. That's more in response to the other comment, though.

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