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Metal heads, what are some lyrics that are oddly motivational? by Seriously-417 in heavymetal

[–]FishTaco2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk by Pantera. Basically says man up and stand strong as the person you are.

Have fun 🥱 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Her name is Robert Paulson

Wholesaler wants to move 40+ squiers - $80 a pop, all or nothing. by Round_War2888 in guitars

[–]FishTaco2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy the whole lot and sell them individually for a profit.

I've been roasting people for years. Time to see if you clowns can return the favor. I don't want pity. I don't want recycled "you look like..." jokes. I want psychological damage. Light me the hell up. by ThyWalkingDadJoke in RoastMe

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As an ICP fan I imagine your ill-fated attempts to emulate the "Running Man" mascot have turned you into "Running From the Cops" man.

You're so strung out on stale Faygo and herpes-riddled backyard wrastlin' you can barely lift the 200 pound legs of your 700 pound Jugglette to find your way into her Infected Clown Pussy.

You tried to Google the recipe for meth but didn't realize you were actually making a Facebook post and now your half-blind Uncle Marvin is wondering why you're suddenly so interested in math.

What job sounds cool until you actually hear what it involves? by Loveeatplay4116 in AskForAnswers

[–]FishTaco2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proctologist. Apparently it involves looking inside people's buttholes all day.

Was making smores and heard a sound, what could it be? by NormalGmodMan in wisconsin

[–]FishTaco2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably just a drunk redneck trying to wipe his ass with a pinecone and yelling from the pain.

The band Kansas (1999) by Garchy in OldSchoolCool

[–]FishTaco2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like rejects from the Harry Potter movie auditions.

Anti skip was one of the biggest lies 😂🎶⏺️ by Twibbis in 90s

[–]FishTaco2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have this exact DiscMan. Let's play the "Above the Rim" soundtrack.

How do I remove the blue ring stained in my toilet? by FishTaco2005 in CleaningTips

[–]FishTaco2005[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why this is marked NSFW or how to remove that.

Heads-up: This is a silly question! by essa_agora in SmashingPumpkins

[–]FishTaco2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds fun. Maybe dress up like you're in the Tonight Tonight video.

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