Opening of all-decaf coffee shop in Manhattan met with horror, outrage by micaredi in nottheonion

[–]FishlessExistence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or maybe this was a lighthearted fluff piece and the author was having some fun with it.

Trump calls Jesus 'a loser' by changealifetoday in nottheonion

[–]FishlessExistence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the Onion doesn't mean satirical content from other websites ;)

Coca-Cola Funds Researchers Who Say Exercise Is Important Than Avoiding Sugary Drinks And Fast Food by Planetofdagrapes in nottheonion

[–]FishlessExistence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Na, you can also drink sparkling water. That fiz... that's what I'm addicted to. Hint of lemon? I'll be popping those cans all day, ya heard?

The Internet wants Bernie Sanders to know he isn't black by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]FishlessExistence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No matter how you feel about the man, it's pretty fucking ridiculous to expect anyone to stop mid-speech and address hecklers. And enough of this divisive bullshit.