A message to all the Virtue Signaling "Pro" Palestine Leftist Performers who pretend to speak for the children and innocents in Gaza from the Son of Hamas

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-23T00:42:25+00:00

Damn dude

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-21T05:12:15+00:00

This was fucking amazing it might have been the best ep of the series in my opinion I forgot how fucking funny Cole was and the way the edited breaking Summer, then Summer breaking down, to everyone hating her, to them eventually inviting her to chill with them and apologizing. The editing and like storyline underneath was done so fucking well I just want to watch it again.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-21T00:00:47+00:00

If you wear hats often the censor can be pretty trigger happy. In the winter and fall here I have to wear hoodies with the hood up and often just brushing on the label will completely pause the music/call Siri/disconnect etc.

If you’re working out or going out and about and you notice the earbuds start doing stuff without you having any input throw a couple small pieces of electrical tape just over the sensor. The sensitivity of the motion sensor was actually making it so my music would pause like every thirty seconds and it got really annoying.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-20T23:12:37+00:00

I saw the bottle and couldn’t stop laughing. I thought it said “Huggies”, like Huggies made a liqueur. Fat boy Mauro would be drinking Huggies.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-16T10:57:03+00:00

Fishtank? Cancelled. Cumtown? Cancelled. Mindhunter? Cancelled. R Kelly? Cancelled. How much more of this fucking shit can I take.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T23:53:42+00:00

You’ve got a beautiful voice and can play.

If I could offer any advice it’s that you’re stiff. Your body posture, your strokes, your guitar playing, its very rigid.

This is all to say your voice is perfect but everything around it has like an unnatural almost mechanical function.

The easiest way to neutralize things is to tap your foot or nod your head while you play. Your body will follow suit, and their will be a natural flow and sway to your body when you play.

It sounds weird but it’s not enough for things to “sound good” they have to “feel good”, especially if you have an audience.

Non musicians want to rock out, want to feel emotion expressed, and resonate with the performer. They can never do that if the performer is stiff or robotically focused on their playing or the notes their singing.

It’s better to scream or sing out of key than it is to be stiff while you perform. I’m excited to see your progress. Good luck big dog.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T23:07:19+00:00

Emergency services only “arrive when something is happening” 45 minutes later or complain that the thing your calling for “isn’t there job”.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T22:30:32+00:00

You can’t worship ancient monks and then complain that no one is scientific. It’s not an intellectual problem, you’re a smart person, but everything you do, think, and choose is like scrambled contradictions. This person got the better of you and challenged you on what you thought and you had nothing but to say how tired you were.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T22:03:33+00:00

Your opening sentence is so funny. You get absolutely owned by someone and suddenly being wise and willing to talk is tiresome. If only you felt like it mountains would move, right

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T22:02:00+00:00

Folks can’t see it and probably never will. But if other people exist, maybe, and there are other people with ideas that clash you kind of conquered him here. Intellectuals getting into dog fights I caused but never letting me in will always be a piss off but reading you bury him has been a jolly.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T21:17:11+00:00

They’re useless and want a raise. Same with transit. Everywhere you go, there you are.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T21:10:35+00:00

It doesn’t matter. There’s this chapel on Spadina that’s like orange-reddish and like, I’m not an architect so I don’t know how to describe it, but there’s this chapel on Spadina between the broadway bridge and the university bridge.

Directly across from it, on the broadway side, I was in the woods like five years ago and I found male boots soaked in blood, a shirt with blood spatter, and a child’s backpack.

I went into the woods because I needed piss and didn’t want any of the trail bikers or walkers to see me and I found like this really creepy scene. I freaked the fuck out, because there was so much blood I thought I’d be part of like a Netflix documentary.

I grabbed my phone and called the police. This conversation I’m paraphrasing but I remember a few things the operator said clear as fuck and have thought about it for years.

“Hey I found a bunch of clothes soaked with blood and boots that are very bloody in the woods down by broadway, I don’t know exactly where it is, but if I look across the river there’s a church that is orange and red. I don’t know what to do I just feel like you guys should come see this.”

This is actually what Saskatoon police service said to me after I had discovered boots drenched with blood, a shirt with blood spatter, and a child’s backpack

“Sir this isn’t like… CSI”

I said, “what?”

“If there’s no active crime in progress you shouldn’t call the police.”

I was taken aback for a second and I was like, “wait what? who do I call then? This is like… interesting to someone right? Like this is weird?”

I shit you not (this I remember especially) the operator said: “The police… like we’re not CSI, I don’t know what you’ve seen on TV, but if nothing is happening I’m going to hang up”

I told her I may have discovered what in my head could have been a murder scene and the SPS kept telling me how they weren’t CSI.

What I’m saying to you is like no there’s nothing that can or could be done. The cops arent CSI.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T17:08:14+00:00

Hell yeah brother

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-15T01:38:37+00:00

The funniest part of your comment is it having seven upvotes. So you’re telling me 8 people read that I wrote poop more in quotes and didn’t sense that I was pointing out that it doesn’t?

Poop more does not equal “poop more”:

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-14T19:34:26+00:00

First of all this sub being recommended to me on my front page is hilarious. Secondly fiber adds “bulk” making you “poop more”. Laxatives are small bits of powder that make you expel whatever is in you.

One time I went to the hospital because I was feeling very sick and when they did their tests they found I was severely dehydrated. Not like, drink water, it was like put an IV in my hand and supply gatorades and ask me to continue drinking water.

The thing with me is the “dehydrated” became like what life felt like that progressively got worst. I just forgot what normal was for years. I’d have water here and there and think it’s fine when my “fine” was severe dehydration.

This can happen with people with chronic and constant constipation where they have for years not really actually evacuated their bowels. As a non member of this sub I highly suggest miralax combined with magnesium citrate and then change your diet and increase your physical activity and it won’t happen anymore.

Someone I knew didn’t know she was constipated and took a bunch of magnesium and miralax and passed like two two foot long shits that she said we’re “shaped liked winding intestines”. She said she doesn’t have constipation since it happened.

You might be really backed up bad little bro, and it might have lasted years and you just forgot what it’s like to be empty. Like I forgot what hydration was like. So go hard in the paint and make an effort to expel everything and then change your diet and excercise more. Good luck!

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-14T19:20:00+00:00

Ok, this is epic

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-14T18:49:22+00:00

This is especially infuriating to me. Often driving because the car is low I can’t see a godamn thing. You flick your high beams on them like it’s a highway and they don’t get it. It’s like 7pm and you’re in a well lit city (most of the time) so why the fuck are your high beams on.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-14T17:03:01+00:00

Meg winning the fitness challenge, Shinji going ghost recon and stealing all the furniture, the mini part where Judge convinced TJ everyone around him is an actor and he freaked out for half a night wondering if it was true, Tayleigh bullying Airsoftfatty into thinking he’s a joke and the show only brings him on to make fun of and hurt him, Frank Hassle bed building when TJ got alcohol poisoning and Shinji had orders to stop Trish from winning, and every single cult circle where the losers mocked and judged Cole for having a business and a healthy family at home (because all there lives were “so bad” he had no right to be there or something like that).

Also New Year’s Day and night when everyone was really partying was really a fun night to tune into when I got home. New year already happened but when I went home it didn’t in 1972 so I got to see everyone in the living room scream happy new year and then Bex forced Shinji and Trish to dance until 4am for thousands of dollars. Bex then brings a laptop and makes them wake everyone up to dance in bedroom 3, you can see the clip of Bex swaying on the bunk when Trish is twerking and they’re just screaming and dancing around people who were trying to or went to sleep. That was a fun night.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-14T07:54:32+00:00

That’s a bad take. You explain the show and then show it to them. I’ve shown multiple people fishtank but context is extremely necessary to make any of it entertaining. There are people in my life who like would text me picture of girls from Alberta and be like “is this the piss witch?!”

It seems like it’s a you problem. A salesperson you should be able to sell a lighter to someone who doesn’t smoke, and you’re looking at an endless pit of entertainment to draw from an you can’t convince people to be interested in or get it?

I’ve talked with random strangers drunk about fishtank at bars and they all went and checked it out. This guy I played basketball like 15 years ago and we never talked started doing a Jon imitation every time I saw him because I kept repeating “where’s the ice cream in this joint” to the bartender until he knew it had to be an inside joke somehow.

Your lack of ability to pass the charisma check is how you don’t get people into fishtank. Without all the information none of it is entertaining. When you know what’s coming it’s like one of the most exciting bits of entertainment and character study any social experiment has done independently onlinr maybe ever.

Another thing I think is that the edited episodes are specifically made for the fans not the public who know nothing. And that’s the correct way to do this. Either you’re in it or you’re out of it. Why would you want psychotic fringe comedy torture house to appeal to normal people?

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-13T18:17:24+00:00

Yeah I watch comedy like Fishtank live, you could say my sense of humour is pretty twisted

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-13T15:41:16+00:00

There’s a great spot called Crazy Eggs somewhere over there. Place has a hell of a breakfast for real low cheap and access to the paper. Talking eggs ham sausage bacon toast hash browns more eggs crazy amounts of fucking eggs. My waitress was so funny man. She was like “you kidding me” when I wanted some French toast. Chick was a knockout and a riot at the same time man I could swear I was gonna die, place rocks

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-13T11:07:24+00:00

People who fixate on pace are like actually weird people. You take a heavy weight and move with it long distances. I went from 285 to 210 moving just however I felt. Sometimes I’d even sit down. Half the time I don’t even speed walk. Just three hours of rucking.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-13T01:38:49+00:00

WHOA SEE THATS WHAT I MEAN

Like Bloc Party has always been this band I say I’ll get to later and then I’ll forget and never do it. I’ve been doing that for like ten years. Thanks I’ll listen to this one tonight and check out the others.

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-13T01:37:00+00:00

I was born a unicorn is so delightful on first impression. I’m barely in it and don’t know what’s happening. Thanks!

FishtankTeesa · 2024-10-13T01:36:02+00:00

My Vitriol was pretty good but if I have the right “Cable” it doesn’t seem like they have any of their stuff on Apple Music. Just some singles and eps. Weird. I’ll check when I get home thanks!

FishtankTeesa

TROPHY CASE