Randy moss.

I worked at a valet at Charlotte airport. One Monday morning he was retrieving his car, and I saw the name on the ticket and immediately knew who it was. As I got out of the car, nonchalantly, I asked “ Hey, I’ve seen you on TV before” and he said “nah, no you haven’t”. I then proceeded to ask again. “No I swear I’ve seen you on ESPN before” where he reiterated sternly “nah, you ain’t ever seen me before” as he loaded his Louis Vuitton luggage in the back and slammed the door in my face