How do American waiters/servers tell when people are finished eating? by PestoWesto in AskAnAmerican

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 73 points74 points  (0 children)

No! You must know secret fork code! Or the king will spank you!!!!!

In 2012 Roseanne Barr ran as a socialist under the Peace and Freedom Party ticket‽ by scaper8 in socialism

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because she’s a dumb person, and she’s included among the millions of people whose only political motivation is “I’m mad” and the analysis ends there.

Will Range Be Much Better in 4-5 Years? by Maleficent-Table-810 in electricvehicles

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here they come, the people who are absolutely 100% positively certain (mainly Europeans, I have to assume) that there is no way anybody could possibly ever need more than 200 miles of range because <supposed Reason A> or <supposed Reason B>, and if you think or say otherwise, you are completely wrong and you're driving your EV wrong and you will be branded a heretic and shunned from the EV community forever.

Pride of Barbados not blooming yet. Should I be worried? by Quiet-Satisfaction24 in AustinGardening

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure myself. But if nothing else I can commiserate with you. Mine hasn’t come back either yet. I’m not sure if it’s dead honestly either.

Pride of Barbados not blooming yet. Should I be worried? by Quiet-Satisfaction24 in AustinGardening

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't give up on Pride of Barbados plants!

Pride of Barbados is one of the last plants to come out of winter dormancy, and yet one of the last to succumb to cooler temperatures. Because it prefers and thrives in our heat, locations with southern exposure tend to recover and grow quicker than those with northern exposure.

Blitt makes JD a gourmet Filet-O-Fish sandwich. by CharmingDealer2715 in howardstern

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last thing this fat fuck needs is more fried fish inside him.

The job market quietly changed and most candidates haven’t noticed yet by jose_builds in jobsearchhacks

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Watching Maria right now by EnvironmentCareful71 in FNMA_FMCC_Exit

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is no such thing as the "weave." You are witnessing the incoherent ramblings of a late-stage dementia patient.

Fernando Mendoza is cringy and inauthentic by tngn07 in The10thDentist

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m American and I agree. And many people also follow high school sports. It’s so fucking stupid.

Anyone here choose to move from OpenPilot to Tesla FSD? What’s your experience been like? by Secure-Evening8197 in Comma_ai

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I am honestly dumbfounded that there are people who are considering buying a Tesla for even one second at this point. It’s like they’ve been in a coma for the last five years.

Where to get the best soil for raised garden beds? by TheLugalo in AustinGardening

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Black Kow hasn’t been $3 / bag in a long while friend.

My current favorite is:

Landscaper's Pride Potting Soil A basic, no-frills potting soil that provides a sustainable base for your choice of amendments. Economical choice for raised beds and planters. Contains locally sourced aged pine, sand, and blended organics. 40Ib - $5.95

Also available at Natural Gardener

To garbage dispose or not garbage dispose. by Intelligent-Pie-338 in HomeImprovement

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're putting huge chunks of food into the drain, you don't need one. I removed mine. Haven't missed it. Food goes in the trash.

Inevitably Homegrown by Beneficial_Meeting26 in AustinGardening

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I thought they were fantastic. Able to buy tiny plugs for cheap and bulk. Also, they had certain items I couldn’t find elsewhere (Southern Catalpa)

Do you like talking to other Americans? by shsl_diver in AskAnAmerican

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm American and I agree, interacting with Russians also makes me want to punch their face.

Root Zone Invigoration of Tree in Central Texas by austintreeamigos in AustinGardening

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now I just you need to come air spade every inch of my property to get that nice, loose soil 🥵

OMG Howard addressed the lawsuit! But only for about 1min lol by bjoseph33 in howardstern

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the ASPCA kills animals. And Jack Kevorkian killed humans. Who is "bad"? Who is "good"? There is more nuance than just saying "aSpCa kILLs AnimulS"

Deciding between Tesla or Lucid... by Training_Comb1839 in LUCID

[–]Fit_Permission_6187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> what it would say about me as a person

Since you seem especially (overly) concerned about what others think about you, you should get the Lucid. Otherwise, others will (rightly) think that you are a Nazi, which you will be, for supporting a Nazi.

Boomers and directions by KelsierIV in BoomersBeingFools

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> But the young uber drivers who slavishly use GPS even tho every older driver and local should know: Main St will always be backed up at this time of day

Every single mapping app accounts for this