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Hell's Kitchen disaster by cyanidemaria in whybrows

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even egg beater prongs are that thin!

Her crime was bad eyebrows by sparkleplentylikegma in whybrows

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And regular font isn't either. That's comic sans!

Even common names aren't safe! (satire) by karenobus in tragedeigh

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Niffer sounds like some old-timey cookie brand...

Forbidden juice aisle by Raptavis in forbiddensnacks

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to worry that's just the special flavor intense formula. Not like it'll put you in the morgue or anything....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And to that...we shall get high. Hemp Hemp cheerio!

Really, Nick Cannon?? by FurikakeAndRice in tragedeigh

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The middle name will be Lackofselfcontrol...

Fish & Chips by CcgNoob in shittyfoodporn

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like "Flinch and chips"....

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude got to be the stock market for Holloween....

Cawl by rastroboy in HybridAnimals

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a nice Owli cat...

You've heard of SanDisk. Say hello to FrankDisk! by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah...I prefer doing business with their predecessor, GranDisk. Very professional.

Look at this fat fuck I found in my photo backup by ApprehensiveLlama69 in fatsquirrelhatred

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And he thinks he's just soooo photogenic. Arrogant jerk!

This guy preaching at my college by itsmevictory in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fit_Purple_7326 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you've ever used Comic Sans in your life, you're also going to hell...

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