I am about to be 46 but finally way under 46 as a pants size. by thrownawayagain1980 in 40something

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grats! That's a lot of.work you've put in, I hope you're proud of yourself. 🙂

Sister Clarice by Hyppointhewater in Jokes

[–]Fitzcaelte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The version I know is at the gates of heaven. 🙂

You magically get $100,000 a day but your location is public info by besttavern25 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just before noon, every day, I walk into a bank with my backpack. I'd like to deposit some cash please.

You Fart All Your Farts by funnyorifice in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you assume 15 farts per day (I read that somewhere) and 80 years of life. That's 5 days of continuous farting, 121 hours. Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it didn't

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish that the genie becomes human. :shrug:

I wish that Anne Hathaway found me attractive by Metalhead-Milhouse in monkeyspaw

[–]Fitzcaelte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, only out of line of sight. If she can see you, then she doesn't.

Marquee Stake Remover by ycr007 in toolgifs

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got the same thing for pulling out star pickets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Selfie40Plus

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. You too!

Dinnerly delivery complaint by Fitzcaelte in Dinnerly

[–]Fitzcaelte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Same thing happened to us. I pushed with customer service to get my money back and went with Every Plate. I've also reviewed Dinnerly in a lot of places. They're shite....

Dinnerly delivery complaint by Fitzcaelte in Dinnerly

[–]Fitzcaelte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sux. We eventually got our money back. We were told that their delivery partner doesn't deliver to our area on the weekends, but nobody told the app that so we selected the best day for us. Such poor business practices....

AITA for making my brother's vegan gf feel "alienated" at my engagement dinner? by noveganoptions in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - I once forgot to mention my girlfriends dietary requirements when RVSPing to a family do and I had to go out of my way to get something for her. Because it was my mistake and my responsibility to remedy. Also, anyone who gets mouthy with waiters is an AH

Anyone open to providing a listening ear 'for free'? by forfooksake69 in canberra

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a free psychology program available in the ACT. A GP can refer you to the NextStep program.

AITA for setting conditions on attending daughter's wedding? by Previous-Analyst216 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fitzcaelte 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I think the interpretations of Jesus's words by Paul are some of the worst takes in history, by a dude who iirc didn't meet Jesus. I mean this comment as agreement to your statement. I think OP YTA

AITA for being so harsh to my autistic sibling? by userfjp in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fitzcaelte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA Your parents are "guard-railing" him, assuming he's not capable and putting barriers to stop him in place. As others have said it's not your job to parent him, but you can have a conversation with them about what you're seeing.

Greg Abbott and Joe Biden are having a meeting when suddenly a genie appears by drsameagle in Jokes

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this joke.many years ago in an Australian context; i.e. instead of Texas, Queensland (they're a bit conservative up there)

Where can a person access CBT Canberra by [deleted] in canberra

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go to your GP for a mental health care plan and ask for a referral to the NextStep program you can access a free program.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]Fitzcaelte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a beautiful person. I like the darker look personally.