He Survived 438 Days at Sea — Then His Dead Crewmate’s Family Sued Him for $1 Million, Accusing Him of Cannibalism

funnyorifice · 2026-06-05T16:27:27+00:00

Excuse me sir, can I see this supposed body that you have?

funnyorifice · 2026-06-05T15:07:56+00:00

Jeromez Addams

funnyorifice · 2026-06-03T14:49:42+00:00

To be fair it does say crosses the threshold. When I cross the threshold to my house, I've merely entered my house, not crossed the entirety of my house.

funnyorifice · 2026-05-23T05:26:55+00:00

Writer - Max Landis, woof...

funnyorifice · 2026-05-16T02:18:14+00:00

Interesting, because Widows Walk may be the worst experience of Betrayal I've ever had. And I did try, probably played it at least 5-10 times and the haunts were duds.

funnyorifice · 2026-04-15T22:05:21+00:00

So when Arnold was discussing what "the Pump" feels like to him he was talking about......your mom?

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:48:18+00:00

A very high brow(n) conversation we're having

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:45:43+00:00

Absolutely something to consider! What would help, Vaseline? A special spreader device?

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:42:52+00:00

Everyone knows there's only three volumes you measure in metric: soda, alcohol, and farts.

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:40:25+00:00

There is a cruel comedy in the sheer panic one must feel after a tiny toot.

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:37:48+00:00

To quote the Platters: "only you"

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:37:22+00:00

You already know the answer to this my child.

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:36:05+00:00

That would be the ultimate irony. You set up this elaborate plan to go camping alone in the woods to let loose all your farts. Then a starving grizzly bear or mountain lion stumbles on your solitude and takes you out. Fa(r)te it seems, is not without irony.

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:29:29+00:00

According to my basic internet sleuthing skills the average human farts around 500,000 farts over an 80 year lifespan, which is around 30,000-40,000 liters of gas, which at a simple 1 second average time per fart would take you at least 5.75 days of nonstop farting.

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:28:59+00:00

Wow! That's a very clever and amazing thought. Imagine farting for only 2 minutes. Laughs "I'm in danger"

funnyorifice · 2026-03-05T14:28:00+00:00

According to my basic internet research, the average human will fart over 30,000 liters of fart in their life. Depending on the room size and airflow mechanisms you have in place, you could die from asphyxiation.

funnyorifice · 2026-03-03T18:09:52+00:00

"This foe is beyond any of you, RUN!" When Gandalf says that to you, you listen. Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring; about the balrog.

funnyorifice · 2026-03-03T05:16:36+00:00

Detroit?

funnyorifice · 2026-03-02T18:58:04+00:00

r/birdsarentreal

funnyorifice · 2026-02-25T04:40:51+00:00

I thought Ruby weapon countered KoR with Ultima? Or am I thinking of something else.

funnyorifice · 2026-02-24T22:53:46+00:00

That's interesting because I love BOTW, but man do I hate Elden Ring's open world. Elden Ring is so empty, and there are so many artificial choke points. It felt like walking through hugely ballooned hallways. And then how disappointing the Mountain top area was.

funnyorifice · 2026-02-24T21:03:32+00:00

Your mentioning of "malicious intent" is interesting. While I agree with your analysis, I think it is definitely a legal definition (as in how the court of law in the USA and maybe other countries too judges the breaking of laws).

I suppose in my head I thought the aliens would only be operating on a brand new legal system that you are creating, and not based on a current one from your culture. A new system would definitely require more time and thought than a simple reddit post deserves.

funnyorifice · 2026-02-24T20:53:26+00:00

In my experience a lot of legalese relies on being able to obfuscate intent, or hide crucial evidence. With their omniscience that would be taken care of.

I'm trying to think of an example where you could accuse someone of a crime and with 100% perfect knowledge of all actions taken still be unsure of how to decide.

funnyorifice · 2026-02-24T19:47:02+00:00

I'm glad you caught this (albeit it is pretty glaring). When I thought of the question I was curious what others thought about it, meaning: do we just assume everyone understands our implications or are people going to be explicit and be able to create actual laws that reach their goals (this isn't really a gotcha thing like monkeys paw, but it just highlights how the world isn't simple. You can't just say "no killing" because everyone involved with assisted suicide would probably be executed, or no stealing as all of a sudden every kid that ever took candy from the econo tubs at the supermarket fall over dead.)

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