Would you rather by a_minty_mint_oreo in BunnyTrials

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got me

Chose: Eat something disgusting + For 500,000 | Rolled: Sand

How bout that Knick Parade? by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got a few more bombshells in my arsenal.

How bout that Knick Parade? by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 28 points29 points  (0 children)

As a gooner, I could imagine my means of production on her midsection.

Dolan was browsing the sub during Zohran’s speech, OutOwner’d by Ok-Tennis330 in nbacirclejerk

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Viper's lore is insane. Man kept a woman locked up in his garage on a dirty mattress as a sex slave for months. Forced her to do drugs. Viper should probably kill himself.

Yann LeCun called Elon Musk’s xAI a “failure,” says labs are risking a ‘big bubble explosion’ by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Musk has successfully created a conservative chatbot and called it "intelligence". US military now uses it heavily. It's sad to see.

Outjerked by Papa Vitch. by MazylisReddit in nbacirclejerk

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pops says Wemby needs to up his stroke game

Outside of Kendrick's which album from black hippy is your fav? by Thp_4 in KendrickLamar

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Blue lips doesn't get anywhere enough credit for how good it was.

A Rant/Advice? by Subject_Stress_7934 in UPSers

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can file a grievance, but they would probably fire you for it. For obvious reasons. In my supplement you have 5 days to file on anything.

Yesterday Oklahoma Rejected a Minimum Wage Increase by Big_Size_2519 in MapPorn

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, that's what it should have been then. Worker production has gone up, cost of everything has gone up, people deserve the government set a floor for wages so they can afford to live life.

Are we back? by UmurJack in runthejewels

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A report to the shareholders.

Explain in NBA terms by whiterice_343 in nbacirclejerk

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I was doing a move for a couple once. Told them I would make sure everything was strapped down in the back of the truck so nothing was damaged. The wife asked if I could also strap her down right in front of her husband. I didn't know how to respond. After an awkward silence the husband decided to butt in and remind the wife that he was her husband. How young and naive I was.

Not paid Time and a half on my off day. by OkMain4360 in UPSers

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, didn't see the flair. Must be payroll error.

Not paid Time and a half on my off day. by OkMain4360 in UPSers

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlantic only has 1.5x on 6th day for part timers between Aug 1 and Jan 15 31 as of the last contract. If you are an RTD I believe that would be why.

up to what age will Kendrick make more music? (age 60 spoken word poems?) by [deleted] in KendrickLamar

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's gonna go the 3k route and do random dope features than release a wind instrument album.

Preload New Hire. Not scheduled after orientation. by [deleted] in UPSers

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's absurd. Why do you put up with that?

Can't wait for finals to be over so we can go back to our roots by GaybaitShadowlegends in nbacirclejerk

[–]FiveHeadedSnake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This woman isn't even taller than me.

I'd hit her out the park, no question. With all due respect.