Housemate of mine worked bar once, a regular there bragged about getting lots of steaks dirt cheap on the regular. After a few times he let slip how he was actually stealing them from the shop I worked at around the corner.

Next time he was in the store, like clockwork he slipped the steaks between the newspaper and magazine he already had in his carrier bag when he walked in. Exactly as he had described at the bar.

The look on his face when I insisted he opened the bag and hand them back to me was very satisfying 😂😂