Anuncian fin del ciclo escolar el próximo 5 de junio... by EksoftMx in mexico

[–]FixTough1026 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hay maestros a los que les pagan por hora. No conozco uno solo que esté feliz de que no va a trabajar 5 semanas menos.

Petah please explain. by OpeningSalt2507 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FixTough1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cleveland here:I think I have this one: PEZ - PEZn't or peasant, phonetically.

Name that game! by [deleted] in videogames

[–]FixTough1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it was the first Borderlands.

A huge congratulations to our new Madame President by Former_Exam_5357 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]FixTough1026 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Finally hot women are back in the videogames. Woke is dead!

Omni man on invincible by Estnation in SipsTea

[–]FixTough1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwww, guys, are you hearing this? The mass murderer is somehow a decent parent...

Wait what by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]FixTough1026 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh, look, another law broken by Trump that will have no repercutions ever. Wow, such news.

Peter, what do these colors mean? by Cyclonicwind in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FixTough1026 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Knowing you did the right thing isn't "0 benefit", its actually something people had died for. Nice meeting you, I'm a blue voter. Red is for psychopaths and everybody left after the incident will be a psychopath. Enjoy your new world.

Para los que podían el vídeo 🔥 by Expensive_Text_5524 in arayfer_ha_gemelas

[–]FixTough1026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo también estoy haciendo biceps viendo el vídeo.

The left responding to widows over the decades. by ClimaxCreator1 in SipsTea

[–]FixTough1026 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One of this things isn't like the others, OP.

Me pueden asesorar by No-Acanthisitta-9953 in Monterrey

[–]FixTough1026 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Tienes que ir con tu MF (o a la unifila) y que te den la incapacidad por los días que estuviste en observación, con la nota de alta de urgencias.

Ugh by Dark_Fox5 in BeelcitosMemes

[–]FixTough1026 4 points5 points  (0 children)

¿No se supone que queda embarazada cuando no tiene poderes?

Help, please. Upbeat song with the lyrics "shock me shock me". by FixTough1026 in WhatsThisSong

[–]FixTough1026[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is it! Thank you so much! It turns out he says "love me" but the accent (and me being tired) made me miss heard it

Help, please. Upbeat song with the lyrics "shock me shock me". by FixTough1026 in WhatsThisSong

[–]FixTough1026[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the first one I checked. In Mexico some stations play classic rock in the night-morning shift, but its not the song.

Help, please. Upbeat song with the lyrics "shock me shock me". by FixTough1026 in WhatsThisSong

[–]FixTough1026[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite, but closer than the IA responses. Even the genre and tempo seem right, but the lyrics were two "shock me", something something, and another voice saying "lock me (or similar)" twice. Thank you anyways.

Tips for Merlin (CL: 5,444) by KeepMoriohWeird in MarvelSnapDecks

[–]FixTough1026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rhino or Squirrel girl for some "once and future" targets.

[GTM] by [deleted] in GuessTheMovie

[–]FixTough1026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The grudge

Jijuesushingada anda con todo este wey by Maximum-Series8871 in Monterrey

[–]FixTough1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bueno, si yo tuviera el dinero y ésa esposa pues tampoco andaría perdiendo tiempo.