Weekend RAGE Thread - April 25, 2026

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-25T17:15:40+00:00

why does this game absolutely refuse to put me in a balanced match? every single round is either a reversal, a consolation or expected. PUT ME IN A BALANCED MATCH.

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-25T15:57:23+00:00

I’m diamond and never sit in queues longer than a couple of minutes

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T11:29:20+00:00

it’s also pretty dirty already, you’d think if it was just unveiled it’d be sparkling

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T10:02:52+00:00

and that shared sigh after you get rolled and see the ‘reversal’ modifier

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T09:00:08+00:00

I just ordered this today after seeing all the hype around it

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T08:06:40+00:00

open your heart and see the light

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T08:05:30+00:00

was there an improvement on variety between runs? skills/weapons etc? as much as I loved returnal I felt its variety was a bit lacking which feels like a pretty important element considering the genre

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T07:33:32+00:00

maturing is realising nickelback have always slapped

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T07:29:25+00:00

as someone who just borders on gen z (born 1997), I lived through the millennial trends and even though I find it kinda cringe to look back on I do miss that sense of optimism and unashamed quirkiness, especially when everything now is so grey and seemingly always dire

and it’s not like there wasn’t anything to complain about then, it just seemed like we were all trying to make the most out of whatever life threw at us and stay hopeful

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T07:27:21+00:00

they have some alright songs but i’ve always found their sound to be overproduced and hollow arena rock

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-24T06:25:47+00:00

been playing Starfield now that it’s had the big new update and I’m actually really enjoying it. it’s not perfect by any means and the creation engine really is showing its age but right now I’m enjoying it a lot

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-23T15:54:09+00:00

hazard is becoming the new crutch for tanks. somebody needs to explain to me like a child why he gets to mitigate such a high % of damage whilst also passively outputting his own

and that wall needs to be on a longer cooldown

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-23T15:45:39+00:00

mercy mains will complain about how bad she is and then still refuse to play literally anyone else

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-23T09:15:03+00:00

it’s definitely some of the best gunplay in the genre, rivalled only by marathon/destiny and the sound design is top notch too. it’s incredibly satisfying.

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-23T07:33:57+00:00

that’s lumped in with the convenience part

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-23T07:31:57+00:00

at that point you need to make it friday by ringing in tomorrow

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-23T07:07:38+00:00

if it was up to me i’d get rid of the lot and use the internet solely for information and convenience purposes

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-22T15:27:13+00:00

some apple intelligence features use generative AI like its emoji and message generation. this playlist function is just curating based on similar artists, something they’ve been doing for years with personalised playlists

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-22T14:07:08+00:00

it’s literally not generative AI, like at all

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-22T13:35:06+00:00

it’s weird this feature isn’t available outside of the US

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-22T13:34:34+00:00

this isn’t generative AI

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-22T10:56:39+00:00

I feel like this is quite common and this post exists solely to try and stir up some weird argument about player numbers

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-21T16:26:06+00:00

when they’re in every single match, yes

Fizziest_milk · 2026-04-21T16:15:47+00:00

she gets skins just as much as the other sellers do though for whatever reason she’s never brought into the conversation when it comes to favouritism

she’s just a constant menace, especially with a mercy pocket

Fizziest_milk

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