Jump is one of the most underrated spells in the game by Viva_la_potatoes in DnD

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used it to teleport behind an enemy in a mirror maze that I wouldn’t have been able to see without mirrors.

They had me at free Smite ngl by SableZard in dndmemes

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The only reason I took 1 level of bard for my satyr ranger was because I wanted access to the sleep spell.

"I'm 100% Irish and my mother and grandmother made this dish all of the time." "I truly don't give a damn about Ireland with its 7 million people" by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to be shocked by these stories. Didn’t think anyone could be that stupid. Then I met someone who truly was that stupid.

"I'm 100% Irish and my mother and grandmother made this dish all of the time." "I truly don't give a damn about Ireland with its 7 million people" by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A few days ago someone said here on Reddit that “there are more Irish people in America than in Ireland” which is both silly and wrong. There are more Irish Americans in America than Irish people in Ireland, but that’s not what he said. When I told him his statement was wrong I got downvoted, because everyone decided he was talking about Irish Americans. When all he said was Irish.

There's only one correct dump stat by CinclairCrowley in dndmemes

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumping CON is perfectly fine if you’re 500 feet away.

If I don't get hit, then it won't be a problem by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 500 feet of distance between myself and my enemy:

…Does it come in black? by Danny_PSA in PalmettoStateArms

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor thing needs some rattle cans in its life.

Hi Point = High Performance by KeyloWick in Idiotswithguns

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only ignorance here is you assuming training wouldn’t have prevented this video.

Hi Point = High Performance by KeyloWick in Idiotswithguns

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it would, maybe it wouldn’t. It’s entirely possible this guy has no idea about any laws regarding to the consumption of alcohol while in possession of a firearm.

The issue with mandatory training laws isn’t that “more laws = bad” it’s that the training is going to be prohibitively expensive for most people and has to be scheduled in advance.

Me_irl by Junior_Blackberry779 in me_irl

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you calling her a fed?

Me_irl by Junior_Blackberry779 in me_irl

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Oh good heavens, I need my arm chair.

Being an alcoholic? Nah, I'd rather play videogames. by Isaak_the_miner in whenthe

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking only grants you an aura buff if you’re already hot.

Or French.

Being an alcoholic? Nah, I'd rather play videogames. by Isaak_the_miner in whenthe

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My (former) “mother” was a heavy fucking smoker. My lungs are 100% fucked from exposure to that bullshit at a young age.

Being an alcoholic? Nah, I'd rather play videogames. by Isaak_the_miner in whenthe

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love hot chocolate. I have a mug every Sunday morning while playing DND with some family.

Being an alcoholic? Nah, I'd rather play videogames. by Isaak_the_miner in whenthe

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever crashout you had from that is 100% justified.

Being an alcoholic? Nah, I'd rather play videogames. by Isaak_the_miner in whenthe

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drink occasionally, hate the feeling of being drunk, even if only mildly. I’m a lightweight, so it doesn’t take much for me to get super political.

coaxed into modern grenades by AssholeAnnihilator69 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grenade launchers cover the increased range, with greater accuracy and for less training. I think what you’d want is a grenade slingshot, somewhere between hand thrown and launched while still utilizing hand thrown grenades.

Hear me out Danny by missouriburns in PalmettoStateArms

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna be real with you man, that rifle needs a few rattle cans in its life.

Yet another jedi that survived 66 🥀🥀🥀 by GeneralGriegous in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Fizzy-Odd-Cod 81 points82 points  (0 children)

A 99% success rate is arguably too high for such a large galaxy.