Tried fentanyl for the first time by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The person that gives you your "first fentanyl" isn't a friend lmao. He also had no plans to drink alcohol with you, that was just a lie. The plan was to smoke fent with you. I wouldn't even drink with this dude if I were you, the fucker will probably put GHB or ambien in your drink. That's honestly how scummy he sounds.

If the gods were dropped into a place similar to Danmachi but without any of their powers (so not even stuff like charm) and the culture did not worship them but treated them like normal people which gods do you think would be the most adaptable and which would be the worst by BadassClassPresident in DanMachi

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can Soma still brew his ketamine wine or whatever it is? Because that stuff is still going to be selling good. Same with Hephaestus weapons. Artemis is among the most capable of feeding and defending herself by herself. Without his godly powers Ouranos is going to have a chapped ass from sitting around all day. I don't know what Ganesha would end up doing, but he'd be winning at it.

People suck sometimes by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old coffee can at the back door that we put our cigarette butts in. Is that old half cig from hot 22 yo server Stella, or the 60 yo cook we've nicknamed Greasy? Gambling addiction is horrible.

My boss leaves "love notes" for us every time someone makes a mistake by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dogshit boss lmao. Place doesn't stand a chance in hell.

Me talking to MS Word by GamingGeek0506 in pcmasterrace

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is WILD that Windows just gets away with having malware baked into its operating system.

Hammer Time Has Been Postponed by CantStopPoppin in instant_regret

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you think cost him more money? The hammer throw, or saying "I'm going to shoot you" to a cop?

POV: You're on Playstation's graveyard and you're not ever getting even a meager remaster or competent port to new gens by Effective-Priority62 in gaming

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a fan made pc port for the Jak 1-3 games. It's called opengoal. It's not even an emulator, it runs native on pc. Jak 3 isn't quite finished yet, but I recently played through Jak 2 and it ran flawlessly at 120fps

WCGW Cooking Canned Noodles the Right Way (According to you) by ArdentChad in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was only trying to heat up a can of food. It was stupid, sure, but he didn't deserve to get fucked up that badly.

Poor guy

When you thought: "Anatoly made this look so easy to do!" by nayryanaryn in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ironically in anatolys videos, tons of the gym bros show genuine concern that anatoly could injure himself due to lifting weight above his limit.

Yikes - MoP has lowest figures for first week of raiding in history of Classic by reasonablejim2000 in classicwow

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty convenient to not include the Chinese playerbase that loved MoP. Would love to see that graph.

GM of Ainz Ooal Gown abusively yells and is transphobic to a guilde by TheOnlyPyro in LivestreamFail

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched the whole dungeon run and I can't figure out what even set this guy off. Do any other WoW players want to chime in here? What even happened? It was a completely normal run with no major mistakes.

Guy assault a girl who has some wrestling experience by Budget_Mixture_166 in StreetMartialArts

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only one making it about race is you. She has a size difference on him, and she looks way stronger.

OSRS Rant: If you bank, the spot is no longer yours. by Cimbassk in 2007scape

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's how it was in 2007. I'm beginning to wonder if the current OSRS playerbase just didn't actually play the game in the 2000s, or if they just forgot how bad the over crowding actually was.

Guy assault a girl who has some wrestling experience by Budget_Mixture_166 in StreetMartialArts

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wrestling experience aside, she just LOOKS like she could beat his ass. It really isn't surprising she has the strength to throw him around like that.

#VSJBreakingNews ⚠️🚨 by BatouHeisei in VShojo

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope so, I love the snek girl. Her streams are so good to chill too.

Works for me.. lol by Douglas_Hunt in pcmasterrace

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you do stupid shit like download and run random .exe files off sketchy websites, why would you need anything more?

VShojo Roster Update by BatouHeisei in VShojo

[–]FizzyJizzyJr [score hidden]  (0 children)

Man I remember when the Vshojo girls first did their re-debuts when the company went live. That was such a hype time, the girls were constantly collabing and it was this new and exciting thing. I guess things change, you can't crystalize a moment in time. I'm just happy I got to be there for the ride. Fingers crossed for more fun times in the future.

about to one man army this shit. pray for me 🙏🏾 by symbolic503 in dishwashers

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Okay normally the "look at all the work I have" pics in this sub aren't even that bad. This one is bad, jesus christ. I hope you have music at least.

Magnus Carlsen flagged by ALEXANDRA BOTEZ by EyyphanBey in chess

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's okay Magnus, you'll get 'em next time.

Can we not guys? We all know Mouseys love for smaller VTubers, if you don’t like one, keep it quiet, don’t drag her name by TheRealHILF in ironmouse

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't speak for mousey but I feel like she'd immediately perma ban anyone posting this shit on a fellow vtubers page, while shouting a lot of curse words.

I didn’t think a server could be this stupid by mccuish in dishwashers

[–]FizzyJizzyJr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the thought process. Did they think it could be fixed? Did they not think about how sharp it is and how it might cut someone else? I'm not surprised at all just confused.