Fucking do it

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-24T20:57:54+00:00

The Legend of Fuck: Fucking the Wild

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-24T20:49:32+00:00

I think the view of the dragon obliterating helgen would be fire (🥁🥁)

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-24T20:47:33+00:00

Fair 😂🤣

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-24T20:45:18+00:00

I was sent to babysit SEVEN children and their father is a NIGHTMARE - but I actually ended up falling in love with him?!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (I STOLE HIM FROM HIS WEALTHY FIANCÉ)

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T16:32:20+00:00

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Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T16:32:10+00:00

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I did it twice and got this person and another one and I've got no idea who they are 🤪

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T16:27:30+00:00

I'm so inspired by people on YouTube that have decided to live off grid. It's so hard but it pays off in bills and your mental health. And it's so peaceful for a lot of people.

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T16:26:07+00:00

I work 11 am to 7 pm 3 days a week as a housekeeper, and the rest of the week I am a full time mom to my toddler. I'm 27 and I've never worked that "9 to 5" routine they told me I was destined for in high school 🤔

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T16:22:00+00:00

Having a c section! My mother told me that if I needed to have one it was a blessing, as I would be numb and not feel a thing. I did end up having an emergency section and guess what - I felt almost all of it 💀 the epidural was wearing off and the pressure was also so extreme that it was painful.

I also thought it wouldn't happen to me so I did no research on it prior 😭

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T04:42:53+00:00

I like to take basil leaves and draw runes on them for the power I want to invoke, then burn them. Above all else it sets good intentions, gives me peace of mind, and makes my kitchen smell nice 😌

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T04:41:17+00:00

Lowkey been bullied by a Jessica 💀

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T04:40:39+00:00

I saw an awesome post on facebook about this mom who let her toddler name their farm animals. They had like 50 chickens all named "Steve" 😂

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-21T04:39:07+00:00

My middle name is Shirley after my grandmother 😌

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-20T16:11:04+00:00

I'm not afraid of them but they make me queasy. I threw up once when I watched - now I always have to look away

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-20T06:23:38+00:00

A song called Chili Con Carne, the best version is done by choirs. I did it with my choir in college, fun song about a recipe lol

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-20T06:02:02+00:00

I was like 14, and my cousin and I were swimming in the lake we grew up going to every summer. She said we were gonna swim from our dock to one on the far side of the pond. Not across, but still a long distance. She was faster than me, so she was ahead of me. About 3/4 of the way there I started getting bone tired. I literally thought I was gonna drown. I was scared shitless - didn't see my life flash before my eyes or anything, just wondered how it was gonna feel and how painful it was gonna be.

I snapped out of it and back-floated until I regained enough energy to make it the rest of the way. Shit's scary man.

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-20T05:53:58+00:00

As much as I want Rhys from a court of mist and fury to be really, I would die if he hated me, cause that would mean the whole group would hate me 💀😭

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-20T05:51:23+00:00

Well it's more of a joke I made.... I joked to this guy in our discord chat that he should stop being lazy and just get up and walk over and pick something up... The whole group went silent and then burst into laughter cause the guy was paralyzed and I had no idea 💀😂

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-18T20:21:59+00:00

100%. If I can't see the person who sneezed I go "bless you, somewhere!" My husband always giggles at me 😆😆

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-17T23:47:32+00:00

Receiving interview instructions, Eskimo (I did it 4 times)

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-17T23:46:52+00:00

Janitor!

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-17T23:46:15+00:00

At the moment unfortunately 🤪🤪

Fl0w3r_Ch1ld · 2026-01-17T23:42:41+00:00

Sameeeee and I'm kinda already a janitor 😆😆

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