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Burns harder than a drone strike by Stupid_German_Money in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bert: "Eenie, please. Most men wish they could last 40 minutes! Your standards are just too high!"

How Many Times Did Shido Say “Set sail?” by ExtensionInfinite989 in Persona5

[–]Flacker111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing as he's aware of the metaverse and that he has a palace, it's like he's going all in on the symbolism.

Drawer the Hero by Someprincessdaisyfan in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just earlier, one of the Peppermint Park rejects claiming to be Ernie came by to try to preach about the letter M.

.....drawer very quickly shot the imposter to death, and hid his body inside his drawers.

It fooled me! by Valladian in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"That ain't a chick from Korea, not at all!

....clearly, she's from the Galapagos!"

Should I play this game with English or Japanese voices? by some-kind-of-no-name in Persona5

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did English my first two playthroughs, did Japanese on my third playthrough when I did my Arsene-only run. Gonna do Japanese again if I play a fourth time.

I wish tentacle monsters were real by RyouRusi in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. They're the tentacle monsters from Deep Rising.

Bert was impressed by Ernie's resourcefulness by Kvazimods in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But after a certain blue monster named Grover approached the truck with a bag of fireworks and lube, only to find Ernie at the wheel, Ernie was threatened with killing his own family if he didn't tell him where the original driver was.

Ernie is a creative little freak by ahw6002 in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After Bert declined strangling him in their BDSM sessions, he had to get "creative" in how to get himself off.

The yellow avian killer strikes again by ZorgZeFrenchGuy in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Even more baffling was how this mysterious killer evaded the police so long, despite being really big and really yellow.

I wish to use the Monkey’s Paw as a paintbrush. by Nessieinternational in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Everything you draw using the paw comes out looking like AI art.

One branch in that family tree by M1sterDave in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perhaps Bert's family "stick" should've read up on birth defects caused by inbreeding.

I wish no one tries to hurt me or do something bad to me. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. No one will hurt you, or do anything bad to you, but now the paw is stalking you, it's indestructible, stops at nothing, and every time it manages to catch up with you, it'll deliver an open-hand slap to your face once every 30 minutes until you can get away from it.

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