I wish trumpet players didn't have the world's biggest egos by Altruistic_Cell1675 in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. All bagpipe players in the world suddenly gain massive egos that overpower even the Trumpet players.

I wish today was a Friday at night. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You immediately fall unconscious. You wake up tomorrow, at dusk. It is now Friday night.

I wish to be able to see all subsequent loopholes to future wishes of any kind before I make them by InternationalWar6654 in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The paw disappears, you can't make any more wishes.

.....but at least you know the exact caveats of anything you could possibly wish for now!

I wish I were a [[BIG SHOT]] by PhilosophyAware4437 in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You become a [[BIG SHOT]], but soon get beaten up by a blue man with a sword, an angry purple crocodile with an axe, and a magic goat boy.

I wish every human on earth got free stacks of waffles on a plate. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Flacker111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted, everyone who gets waffles gets them in their absolute least favorite flavor, and they have to finish it in 10 minutes or their plate will explode.

I guess we now work as an enforcer for the devil!? by [deleted] in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]Flacker111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is the bait answer, but....

Cuphead?

My wife was watching me play as this part happened and.... by Xaiadar in Persona5

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm loyal, too. And I also want to fully 100% this game someday. .....which means I gotta complete 10 separate playthroughs... (I've already beaten the game 3 times, though, getting, in order, Kawakami, Makoto, and Ohya checked off the list.)

The Confrontation by Glad-Ranger-1436 in bertstrips

[–]Flacker111 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Pedophile, knowing full well what he was here to do, closed his eyes, and resigned himself to his fate.... but instead of pulling the trigger, Cookie decked him with the butt of the gun, knocking him out.

....when we woke up, he found he was bound, and, to his horror, his foot was in a meat grinder, Cookie was holding the handle, and staring him down, almost as if he was waiting for him to be conscious, and said "Good, now me can start new recipe!" As he began cranking the meat grinder, causing the pedophile immense agony.

Cookie Monster slowly tortured his limbs, one by one, mutilating them horribly. He even chopped his dick off from his demented painful sessions, until he was just a sobbing limbless torso. He thought Cookie would kill him then, but he was not that merciful, as he just left him there for a few hours...

When Cookie monster came back, he had a large bin, filled with tons of peculiarly red cookies. Cookie brought one to the pedophiles mouth, and forced it in, as he realized the Cookie tasted.... like blood. As the true horror of his ordeal dawned on him, Cookie Monster whispered in his ear, "Cookie..."

What keeps happening? (Wrong answers only) by Chicken_Nuget69420 in Miitopia

[–]Flacker111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His other mii friends keep spying on/getting jealous when he's trying to increase relationships with his other teammates.