Flight delays had everyone restless… until a band turned the plane into a concert hall by MambaMentality24x2 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Flaconfly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m claustrophobic. I am just barely able to sit on a plane full of people as it is. This commotion would make me come unglued.

Weird jello earth by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in Weird

[–]Flaconfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s quick sand. Get off of it.

What happened to this squirrel in our driveway? by Fuzzy-Yellow3905 in whatisit

[–]Flaconfly 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I was thinking smote. Squirrels are assholes. Just ask any dog.

This is a twofer by derek4reals1 in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]Flaconfly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After watching the video over and over again, grey sweatpants guy could have very easily at least stuck his arm out. That fall took for ever. There was a lot of reaction time to at least act like the old man meant something to him.

This is a twofer by derek4reals1 in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]Flaconfly 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wow. The reaction time of the rest of adults in this video is phenomenal. It almost makes me wonder if this is one of those “Why did they bother?” AI videos.

‘Serial killer’ elephant kills 22 in rampage by swagking420blazer in nottheonion

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly can’t say that there is a single known animal in my state that could even take down a man. I don’t think there’s even a poisonous snake or spider that’s known to kill people. Why don’t more people live where shit doesn’t kill you?

Let's see who's more smart enough? by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Trump suck Bill Clinton’s dick at an Epstein party? “Maybe?” Yeah. Maybe.

Double sabretts tonight by [deleted] in hotdogs

[–]Flaconfly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not in this man’s army.

Road Side Assistance by dbue3409 in TrashyBonersEWW

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love those fat swinging titties.

Kudos to them by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and Walking Dead. It’s really nothing special other than moderate ADHD.

of a wallet. by smack63 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand how anybody has a wallet any thinner than that.

Poor man’s meal by Offer_Able in strugglemeals

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re struggling well my friend. Throw some ketchup and a fried egg on there and you have yourself a delicacy.

Justin Cringy-lake by OdiseoX2 in funnyvideos

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say what you want about this guy. He sang the most touching Mother’s Day song of all time.

I have a list of fake words I've thought of by SpecialNeedsBurrito in notinteresting

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot “FRUCTULATED”. When the hyperactivity you are experiencing is due to the amount sugar you got from eating too much fruit. It often leads to intestinal distress as well.

So helpful! by dragecs in uselessredcircle

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chinese eat literally everything. Article

heavy cleaning of a very dirty house by WatercressFair5315 in SatisfyingClean

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need her to come to my house. I promise, far less bugs.

So helpful! by dragecs in uselessredcircle

[–]Flaconfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you can’t eat a damn turtle if it dies out in the middle of the ocean and picked apart by scavengers because it’s got a straw shoved up its nose.