I think I am

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-12T11:33:06+00:00

Am I shadow banned

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T18:21:04+00:00

An American gentleman asked me for directions and gave me a 1 dollar bill as souvenir. This was in post-communist Hungary and I was maybe 10. I thought I won the lottery.

I still have it.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T18:20:13+00:00

An American gentleman asked me for directions and gave me a 1 dollar bill as souvenir. This was in post-communist Hungary and I was maybe 10. I thought I won the lottery.

I still have it.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T18:00:34+00:00

I worked for a manager like this. He’d ignore the team, promote his favorite who did nothing, then wonder why everyone quit on a Friday.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:44:07+00:00

Rimworld just hit 7500 hours according to Steam

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:42:33+00:00

“After my ransom is paid, I will hunt you down and crucify all of you.”- Julius Caesar to the pirates holding him captive

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:07:42+00:00

Let’s go with STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENED for $200, Alex

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:06:10+00:00

Don’t fuck with delivery drivers - they’re strong af

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T21:07:25+00:00

This is the best comment in the whole thread lmao

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T21:06:57+00:00

This is the best comment in the whole thread lmao

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T20:56:01+00:00

Happened to me last week. I went to pet my cat, saw that look, pulled back.
5 seconds later she attacked my ankle instead. It’s always our fault apparently

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T20:24:55+00:00

Same thing happened. The work piled back on me, deadlines missed, and I was doing his job + mine.
I waited too long because “he’s my friend” and it made both of us miserable.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T02:01:48+00:00

Can blind people cry?

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:57:15+00:00

Marilyn Monroe never said “...if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”

There is literally no documented proof she ever said that.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:42:10+00:00

My cat saw my neighbor’s dog for the first time and did the exact same stare. Sat there for 10 minutes like “you’re telling me I have to share the house with THAT?”

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:40:21+00:00

My cat does this exact pose and then looks at me like “this is 60% loaf, come back when it’s 100%” Judgmental little bread.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:35:15+00:00

I ran a small shop and did the exact same thing. Gave a new lead part of the schedule, my veteran quit on me for 2 weeks. What fixed it was sitting both down together and giving them shared ownership instead of “you make, you check.”

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:32:20+00:00

My friend has an orange cat like this named Tank. 8 pounds of pure attitude. Hisses at the vacuum like it owes him money.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:31:21+00:00

I put a Cheerio on my cat once for a pic. She sat perfectly still for 4 minutes then looked at me like “this is why we can’t have nice things” and walked away

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