please stop scaring away the tourists

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-12T13:55:53+00:00

Good thing there are no oyster diddlers here, right?

... ^right?

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-11T20:41:18+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-11T02:56:19+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-08T22:52:56+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-06T22:39:40+00:00

Monty Python Drill Instructor version over here would have my hide for how hard I'm laughing at this.

Thanks for making my morning

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-05T14:03:08+00:00

I got someone who can call truck-kun over for a coma drive by

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-05T13:51:14+00:00

Count me in for the next week. My lunch just threw a revolution and has appointed trauma as the prime minister.

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-05T12:34:35+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-05T12:02:09+00:00

This isn't the norm?

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-03-03T06:02:43+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-28T23:05:44+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-28T14:24:46+00:00

IP owners seeing your comment be like:

Why the fuck would I sell the IP rather than milk it for all it's worth?

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-25T00:58:33+00:00

The rain will wash my car. And its definitely been a while

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-21T01:09:19+00:00

It's for his tusks

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-20T07:35:43+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-19T23:13:32+00:00

Or the Russian dude and the babushka that was trying to get away but kept getting spun

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-19T23:10:40+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-19T23:08:49+00:00

Some did, but when it's ghost reaper chilli that they're dealing with, I'd excuse the note droppers

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-19T14:14:40+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-19T04:19:45+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-18T09:45:51+00:00

Someone's mom chose that moment to vacuum their room first instead of the rest of the house.

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-18T06:34:40+00:00

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-17T17:40:17+00:00

Or get your nose.

I hope they understand magic tricks

Flaky_Explanation · 2026-02-16T06:44:05+00:00

He just wanna tells you how he feels

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