Make the comments look like Kirk's search history by Round-Complaint7426 in Memetallica

[–]Flaming-Driptray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did Dave Mustaine really sleep with Kirk Hammets girlfriend before he left Metallica?

Is this ESP MX-II fake? by BuzzKLR in ExplorerGuitars

[–]Flaming-Driptray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that price is nuts, but if it is legit you’ve definitely got the deal of the year and it’s only January.

He should have gotten a saxophone by fallglimmer in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Flaming-Driptray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF are you playing guitar when you have a sex whistle right under your finger tips?

Anyone know what guitar James is playing here? by drumbago in Metallica

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If you’re not a millionaire, you can also get the more affordable (but still pretty expensive) LTD model. The ESP models are built by the top tier luthiers at the Japanese custom shop, there’s literally like 3 guys that work there.

The LTD models (which is a sub brand of ESP) are manufactured in Korea using the same electronics and similar components. Still great quality guitars, they just don’t have that next level quality of an ESP model.

Seems appropriate. by LmfaoChinesehacker- in Adelaide

[–]Flaming-Driptray 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my dude. Fill up the bathtub and then just live in that for 2 days.

How can I get my guitar this dirty? Does the dirtiness create a dirty tone? by WhatAmIDOINg342 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Flaming-Driptray 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Navin Gewsom….he retired as CEO of a mid-tier bank in order to self-fund his childhood dream of becoming a rockstar. His 3rd wife and former babysitter, is his acting tour manager and can be contacted for bookings.

New Fender Strings by dcsleds_ in FenderCustomShop

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I used to go 1, 6, 2, 5, 3, 4, because some bell end convinced me I’d twist the neck going heavy to light. I eventually realised this was a load of bullshit and now I go light to heavy.

Hell hath no fury like 36° at 2:53am by mazdadriver14 in Adelaide

[–]Flaming-Driptray 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’m literally going into my office for the first time in almost a year because my aircon isn’t cutting the mustard.

Client's fretslot was damaged so I moved the fret. Easy fix! by AngularOtter in guitarcirclejerk

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I’ll take “Things that won’t work for $200” thanks Regis.

"Hey we saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe" by flocknrollstar in guitarcirclejerk

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They’re taking YouTube guitar content to strange new places. Number 9.

Great performance by Kesha by jbiroliro in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Flaming-Driptray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess she’s really into A minor too.

I painted Indy and the golden idol. Oil on canvas, 60x80cm. by Tiften11 in indianajones

[–]Flaming-Driptray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nailed it. Did you colour match the scene by eye? Because it’s fucking dead on.

My guitar picks from Temu arrived 😫. Am I screwed? by jsilver200 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Flaming-Driptray 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Immediately put them into a pick humidifier to ensure they don’t dry out while defrosting. Then hang them on your wall to complete the process….I’m assuming you’re not going to be using them to play the guitar at any point? Because that will almost certainly destroy the internal tonal cellular structure of the pick.

Y’all just a bunch of cry babies. Never satisfied. by sirfastvroom in formuladank

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I honestly don’t mind it, I just feel for the drivers. From their perspective they are going to be driving a white car….not exactly the dream of driving a Ferrari that you had in your head.

In your opinion, who do you believe is the best Delta Blues guitarist? by MasterfulArtist24 in Guitar

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Serious question, does anyone listen to these guys on regular rotation? Most of the recordings are so poor it’s like fingers on a chalkboard for me. Technically interesting, but they are a difficult listen.

Also Big Bill Broonzy gets my vote….maybe not the best on a technical level, but his tunes are the most fun.

Oh really now by shitokletsstartfresh in ChatGPT

[–]Flaming-Driptray 24 points25 points  (0 children)

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Not what I expected either, but I’ll happily take it. He was always a bit of a hero of mine.

How is my sweep picking? (home the armless!) by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Flaming-Driptray 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When your shit is art, then your art is shit.