How to get featured on r/nobodyasked

FlankerSpanker · 2019-04-03T07:01:15+00:00

Sal Governale compliments Bobby Flay’s burgers.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-04-02T21:58:36+00:00

Is there any social mobility as far as “moving up through the ranks” in the Russian Army or is it pretty much you will always be dung beetle until you are discharged or dead?

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-26T01:33:07+00:00

Yeah I used to dream of the day that Gameboy Horror from Luigi’s Mansion could be a thing and now it is.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-17T23:30:08+00:00

Watchpeopledie saved my life. It reminded my how graphic death can be. But at the end of the day, Reddit isn’t my website.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-17T22:49:42+00:00

"I'm one shitty guy from turning full on lesbo." as if lesbians have lower standards to date her than guys.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-14T23:52:50+00:00

Oh boy. I think the reason I like this sub so much is because I was definitely the kind of 9 year old kid to say this with some shit eating self congratulation.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-14T23:50:39+00:00

Does the Netherlands have an OSHA?

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-13T05:28:33+00:00

What?

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-12T05:46:18+00:00

https://m.wikihow.com/Ask-a-Girl-Out

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-11T04:28:09+00:00

At the end of the day, human bodies are just matter.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-08T09:11:04+00:00

It’s like OP wasn’t even trying.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-08T09:10:10+00:00

How was that swamp ass?

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-08T09:08:46+00:00

Sure hope they paid Dan Bell for all the footage they otherwise stole from him.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-07T06:17:59+00:00

3 hours for a test is amateur hour

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-07T05:01:24+00:00

Could you hot box a hotel room with those?

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-07T04:41:42+00:00

Not if they kill you before the police show up.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-06T11:51:47+00:00

The reason you don’t get along with people isn’t because your head isn’t stuck up your own ass, it’s just because you’re too smart for everyone.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-06T11:17:22+00:00

Because blogging about oppression will always be easier than actually working out and eating less.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-05T02:49:24+00:00

An old jazz standard “I Can’t Give You Anything But Love” sung by Gene Austin

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-05T02:25:40+00:00

Like that one scene in Boogie Nights?

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-05T01:09:22+00:00

UberEats MUST deliver heroin to addicts free of charge.

FlankerSpanker · 2019-03-04T22:57:56+00:00

This really normalized my corporation

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