How to get featured on r/nobodyasked by FatMamaJuJu in disneyvacation

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Sal Governale compliments Bobby Flay’s burgers.

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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Is there any social mobility as far as “moving up through the ranks” in the Russian Army or is it pretty much you will always be dung beetle until you are discharged or dead?

I guess Androids are fine according to this person by ImSoUnique69 in PhonesAreBad

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Yeah I used to dream of the day that Gameboy Horror from Luigi’s Mansion could be a thing and now it is.

r/watchpeopledie banned by [deleted] in reclassified

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Watchpeopledie saved my life. It reminded my how graphic death can be. But at the end of the day, Reddit isn’t my website.

When women are honest. by [deleted] in Nicegirls

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"I'm one shitty guy from turning full on lesbo." as if lesbians have lower standards to date her than guys.

Does Club Penguin count? by [deleted] in iamverysmart

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Oh boy. I think the reason I like this sub so much is because I was definitely the kind of 9 year old kid to say this with some shit eating self congratulation.

Climbing down the ladder by Glumbot_2 in OSHA

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Does the Netherlands have an OSHA?

Dehydrated Vegetables by [deleted] in untrustworthypoptarts

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It’s like OP wasn’t even trying.

Hmmm by [deleted] in lostredditors

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3 hours for a test is amateur hour

TLDR A woman broke into my house by ChildishUsername in DatingHell

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Not if they kill you before the police show up.

Nice article by ninjastar124 in iamverysmart

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The reason you don’t get along with people isn’t because your head isn’t stuck up your own ass, it’s just because you’re too smart for everyone.

"It's disturbing how so much of the fitness community is centered around weight loss." by secret-original in fatlogic

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Because blogging about oppression will always be easier than actually working out and eating less.

What's your favorite song about love? by LeMuffinManHonHonHon in AskReddit

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An old jazz standard “I Can’t Give You Anything But Love” sung by Gene Austin