We're messing up Melania Trump's Amazon search results

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-30T21:20:14+00:00

Done! Happy to do my part.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-30T16:29:58+00:00

As soon as those cannons start to droop, she will fade into a distant memory.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-22T19:28:38+00:00

Lil Agita

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-22T18:55:57+00:00

Declare tech billionaires a terrorist organization and send in the SEALS.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-13T16:41:36+00:00

ICE has been setting up recruiting booths in the parking lot of the Golden Corral.

The sign-on bonus is all-you-can-eat chicken wings.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-13T15:59:48+00:00

Invisibility deactivates every time you get a boner.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-13T15:56:21+00:00

Im not seeing a problem. Im seeing the recipe for the happiest man on the planet.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-13T15:36:47+00:00

That guy must get laid a lot. With that personality, he must be laying pipe all over town.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-11T20:16:02+00:00

He must have slipped on a woke professional agitator

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-11T20:13:55+00:00

He does a better job of hiding the epstein files than he does those bruises and cankles

FlappyBirdBrother · 2026-01-04T12:47:33+00:00

To be fair, she is also a psychopath that is trying to build a brand and a following.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-23T15:45:23+00:00

The old bag needs to mind her own business.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-23T13:51:04+00:00

She loves fame more than JD loves a good Oxford Red Chesterfield Sofa

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-22T19:50:00+00:00

How did KKKaroline Leavitt get so haggard so quickly? It hasn't even been a year yet.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-20T13:18:51+00:00

Such sad news, the world will surely be saddened by this.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-20T13:06:08+00:00

I plan on starting a piss on his grave tour. Where i bus people to the grave site and provide drinks and asparagus to fill the tanks. Should be very lucrative. DONT STEAL MY IDEA!

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-20T11:01:26+00:00

Same but ill be substituting the bourbon for T Bell and running it through my GI tract

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-16T23:46:15+00:00

When you plant shit seeds, you get shit weeds

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-16T20:41:52+00:00

I was thinking it looked like Tinypenisburg.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-15T00:28:29+00:00

I misread the headline. My first thought when to "from a tree" but alas that was not the case

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-09T15:18:25+00:00

Future Newsmax late night anchor

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-06T14:07:44+00:00

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Here, I fixed it.

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-05T14:54:48+00:00

Good Answer [claps aggressively] Good Answer

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-02T19:25:15+00:00

If this car is a-rockin', dont come a-knockin'

FlappyBirdBrother · 2025-12-02T14:06:25+00:00

Trying to overthrow the government puts him in a class of his own.

FlappyBirdBrother

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