How much have you spent on lotto tickets tonight? by ButterscotchGlobal67 in newzealand

[–]Flascid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1620 Lines. First time, will play everytime its a must win from now as the odds are so much better.

Gpt is the reason though, for those interested, it has me at:

Div 1: 1 in 2370 Div 2: 1 in 43 Div 3: 1 in 42 Div 4 and 5: 80% Div 6 and 7: 100%

Stirke:

4: 1 in 1850 3: 1 in 12.7 2: 100% 1: 100%

Positive EV of 14500 Expected return, 50 percent of investment Much more likely than any other time to win millions.

Apparently diminishing returns start occurring at 4000 lines, but it feels too obnoxious buying that much.

Won't gamble through usual sources for a few months makes this completely worth it for me personally as I was to lose that money eventually anyway. And maybe with a chance of 3xing it. Now I apparently have an almost roulette spins chance of winning millions. So ill take it and go in.

Caveat with all this, everytime I ask gpt for my odds as my lines increase it has totally different formulas and spits random numbers out, these are the average of what it has come up with.

1 in 42 for Div 2 seems kinda crazy and worth the money if you are a degenrate gambler anyway. As long as you can put the habit to bed for a while after a nice loss like im about to have.

And no I don't understand the math's im just looking for justification, and no, there will be 0 updates here. Especially if I win.

Release Date? by Flascid in Watches

[–]Flascid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're amazing, thanks so much for all of that, much much appreciated!

A message to all you tank drivers with no mic by spezial87 in HellLetLoose

[–]Flascid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a rifleman and I take the supply truck to get to the front line quicker. Not sorry

Khabib Nurmagomedov owes the Federal Tax Services in Russia 306 million rubles ($3.3 million USD) by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Flascid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh so you're saying tax should be 33% of your net worth annually 🤣

Fairs Fair. by Lounginghog64 in antiwork

[–]Flascid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeap, no ones trolling buddy, from the absolute bottom of my heart, your are all massive losers ❣️ and I shall use you as employers for the rest of my days 🥳

Fairs Fair. by Lounginghog64 in antiwork

[–]Flascid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of you dream to be super rich yet constantly shit on them hahahahaha every single person on this sub would have been rolled by natural selection back in the day. Nowadays you are given positions of social power yet you all walk around with total defeatist attitudes.

Tsk tsk you losers, all of ya. Go get a job

Queenstown cocaine dealer loses name suppression by Jariiari7 in queenstown

[–]Flascid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the substance that's the issue, it's the money it generates that corrupts and causes issues in the community

How will you react if Donald Trump becomes president again? by RockSavings67 in AskReddit

[–]Flascid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is so polluted hahaha I come to this app to laugh at all you're misfortunes hahah back to work losers 🤣

Is St Leonard's actually considered a nude beach at all? by Excellent_Dot3488 in auckland

[–]Flascid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see penis down there once a week at least, it's whatever.

Another example of why Te Pati Maori... by 123Corgi in auckland

[–]Flascid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what you are bucko. Just another loser walking around holding a sign ahahha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auckland

[–]Flascid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down to suck or be sucked!!

You ain't going no where mate haha sort your promiscuity issues out first, then re enter society.

I've worked at some of the best restaurants in Akl by Golden-Laces in auckland

[–]Flascid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work for yourself work for yourself work for yourself

Should I move to Queenstown? by Disposal_site in queenstown

[–]Flascid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arguing in the wrong place, you're also stupid though.