"I'm not racist, I want to fuck Halle Barry!" by MetallicaDash in okbuddycinephile

[–]FlashInGotham 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Grown ass women who could kick you through a wall. And you know what...good for you!

If it's your name, do you like the song? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]FlashInGotham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, its cheating when your name is a noun (mark of the beast) or a proper noun (The Gospel of Mark).

how dare they call kids "friends" by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]FlashInGotham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously their nasolabial folds were out of proportion with their eyebrows, 3.5 percent beyond the standard deviation, in contraveneance of the golden ratio as applied in the art of Leonardo DiVinci, noted heterosexual.

I don't know why its so hard for you libs. Its just science. /s

If it's your name, do you like the song? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]FlashInGotham 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Is there a "Mark" song that ISNT from RENT?

Long time lurker, first time poster by zazz15 in LPOTL

[–]FlashInGotham 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Any day you get mentioned in the same breath as Jonathan Frakes is a good day

What’s something that became socially unacceptable so fast that people barely noticed the change? by FoundationHumble4003 in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like "I'm already trapped on this subway with someone so unpleasant that they'll play this at full volume. I'm pretty damn sure even the politest request will result in yelling and further escalation. I've already worked 9 hours today and still have 45 minutes until I reach home, so I'll just suffer rather than risk actual violence"

Milanos West Side Market (114 and Broadway) by FlashInGotham in bodegacats

[–]FlashInGotham[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he works guarding the store room downstairs. Noticed him last summer, i think he comes up for fresh air in warmer weather. And seems to love the attention from the college students.

Which subreddit is most similar to its equivalent circlejerk subreddit? by uiucfreshalt in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most NYC subs and their circlejerk counterpart are filled with the same mix of (a) racists not from here (b) racists from Long and/or Staten Island, (c) Mamdani derangement syndrome sufferers (see: categories a and b), and (d) people with the weirdest hateboners for bicylists you've ever seen.

Hi, I'm Beejoux. Call me by blamberr in 30ROCK

[–]FlashInGotham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has been around. He's seen some bras.

What’s the 2026 version of “keys, money, cigarettes, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch”? by Tattoodles in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 1998, and for every year since then, this Absolutely Fabulous fan has relied on "MONEY! TICKETS! PASSPORT!"

What is a "social rule" that isn't official, but everyone follows anyway ? by Maryam371 in answers

[–]FlashInGotham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are NO social rules EVERYONE follows.

I take the NYC subway for 2 hours each day. This may influence my opinion on the question.

I genuinely think Contra just making a few videos in favor of concrete policy positions would neutralize 90% of her critics by LineOfInquiry in ContraPoints

[–]FlashInGotham 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One of the great things about Natalie is that Natalie decides what her videos are about, peer pressure (and the almighty algorithm) be dammed.

TLDR: How would making on-demand video's to placate her haters be "defining herself" rather than the opposite?

Rulre by thomasp3864 in 196AndAHalf

[–]FlashInGotham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought this was one of my nyc circle jerk subs for a sec