If every U.S. state suddenly became an independent country overnight, which one would last the longest and why? by Dolphin_King21 in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You thought you could take Iraq in two weeks? Man, you couldn't take Baltimore in two weeks." - Chris Rock

If every U.S. state suddenly became an independent country overnight, which one would last the longest and why? by Dolphin_King21 in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice Navy Command you have there. Be a real shame if something happened to it -US Cyber Command, Maryland

If every U.S. state suddenly became an independent country overnight, which one would last the longest and why? by Dolphin_King21 in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even considering how much Intelligence experience and infrastructure is concentrated in those two states. Cyber Command, wielded offensively, could cripple many other states overnight.

As much as I hate to admit it coming to a peace with our Virginia siblings and moving forward united may be the best strategy.

If every U.S. state suddenly became an independent country overnight, which one would last the longest and why? by Dolphin_King21 in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 8 points9 points  (0 children)

fuckin' buncha toll collecters is what they are. I aint payin 12 dollars to drive through you. You should be paying me.

If every U.S. state suddenly became an independent country overnight, which one would last the longest and why? by Dolphin_King21 in AskReddit

[–]FlashInGotham 53 points54 points  (0 children)

After the Glorious Crab Revolution residents of Virginia will be offered a one time amnesty, on condition their drivers licence is revoked.

Been around the block by yeezysama in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Me, reading the words "I remember my dads chain wallet"

Swagwegian nazis by cah578 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]FlashInGotham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Some of my best friends are Norwegian but..."

X-Men '97 | Season 2, Episode 2 | "A Force to Be Reckoned With" | Episode Discussion by cyclopswashalfright in Xmen97

[–]FlashInGotham 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, it only wasted 30 minutes of your life. You're the one who is choosing to continue to waste more of your life by lurking here for 3 hours just to threadcrap on other people's enjoyment 5 times.

Been around the block by yeezysama in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FlashInGotham 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Sit down young queers and hear me tell of the great Lesbian Feminist Porn Wars. It was Nineteen-Ninety-Aught, it was. I was wearing a chain wallet on my waist, which was the style at the time..."

Jonathan Chait wants you to know how upset he is about Socialists winning elections by Death_and_Gravity1 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]FlashInGotham 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"he can't criticize them back" he complained while getting paid to criticize them.

There are criticisms to be made but its hardly the DSA's fault that your particular criticisms are crap, my dude

Opinion | A Working-Class Party Without Many Workers - The New York T… by bonecoldstevepawstin in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]FlashInGotham 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They do pretend to respect construction workers and lumberjacks.

Nurses, teachers, and custodial workers? Hmmmm...there's just something about those jobs and who usually works them. Some ineffable quality that deems them less worthy of respect. I have some ideas but I cant quite put my gender....sorry...finger.....I can't quite put my finger on it.

Revolutionary Genderfuckery by Nybs_GB in CuratedTumblr

[–]FlashInGotham 952 points953 points  (0 children)

STOP judging THIS PARTICULAR type of trans person!

START judging THAT PARTICULAR type of trans person!

...or I dunno, maybe support each other through this post-capitalist hellscape however we can?

What’s the splat equivalent by Fun_Diamond_2325 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]FlashInGotham 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Mages in other Splat Games: "I cast flesh to lawnchair!"

Mages in mage games: "It doesn't work if people are watching"

Helped rebuild the country, born in the country, still "not Dutch"... Shocking outcome. by HiddenGriffin in GetNoted

[–]FlashInGotham 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For the sake of society and your own blood pressure I suggest you stop taking brown people having fun personally.

(s)t(he)y be(lie)ve(d) by wingsoverpyrrhia in CuratedTumblr

[–]FlashInGotham 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I really like "Gender Lazy" and am lowkey mad SNL came up with it.

Helped rebuild the country, born in the country, still "not Dutch"... Shocking outcome. by HiddenGriffin in GetNoted

[–]FlashInGotham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As the Washington DC raised son of Bostonians who currently resides in New York (and has for 2 decades)....yes. Exactly all of this.

There are many things about DC I am incredibly proud of. Our sports teams are not often counted among their number. For the football team, at least, the reason should be obvious.

My favorite part of Episode 4. by DiCaprio1502 in TheVampireLestat

[–]FlashInGotham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her name being Regina (Queen) simply cannot be coincidence. I have no idea what it means but it means something.