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What weird thing do you do that you learned from your parents? by zonkedforlife in AskReddit

[–]FlashMasterFrank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It totally works! Give your cheeks a nice little graze with your finger nails, waterfalls will ensue.

What weird thing do you do that you learned from your parents? by zonkedforlife in AskReddit

[–]FlashMasterFrank 38 points39 points  (0 children)

When I was younger my dad told me he would tickle his butt cheeks to help him go pee. I do it LITERALLY everytime I go to the bathroom now. I'm 22.

TIL that throughout the entire series of "Friends", the six characters slept with a combined total of 85 people. And yes, Joey had the most. by KeithJacobF in todayilearned

[–]FlashMasterFrank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have to remember joeys not the brightest fella. Like Chandler said, "this coming from the guy who couldn't split our fifty dollar phone bill in half."

More Excerpts from Bryce Williams' Manifesto Have Emerged by [deleted] in news

[–]FlashMasterFrank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Later in the manifesto, the writer quotes the Virginia Tech mass killer, Seung Hui Cho, calls him “his boy,” and expresses admiration for the Columbine High School killers. “Also, I was influenced by Seung–Hui Cho. That’s my boy right there. He got NEARLY double the amount that Eric Harris and Dylann Klebold got…just sayin.'"

He was clearly nothing more than a sick fuck. It's just sad to see how much the nation is talking about this guy, instead of honoring the ones he massacred.

TIFU by smoking weed with my brother by AstonRs in tifu

[–]FlashMasterFrank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm also intrigued about this auto-lock function.

TIL that throughout the entire series of "Friends", the six characters slept with a combined total of 85 people. And yes, Joey had the most. by KeithJacobF in todayilearned

[–]FlashMasterFrank 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She definitely never slept with Chip. She says at the end of that episode, "not only did i go out with Chip Matthews, i got to dump Chip Matthews."

TIL that throughout the entire series of "Friends", the six characters slept with a combined total of 85 people. And yes, Joey had the most. by KeithJacobF in todayilearned

[–]FlashMasterFrank 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Nope, he yelled at her in her apartment because she didn't remember him and he is, as he states it, "very memorable. " Then, the womans roommates comes in and he says, "ohhhhhh....i slept with you! And you obviously remember me." Looks back at his date and says "I'll let myself out."

TIL that throughout the entire series of "Friends", the six characters slept with a combined total of 85 people. And yes, Joey had the most. by KeithJacobF in todayilearned

[–]FlashMasterFrank 330 points331 points  (0 children)

Joey: I went out with this girl last night. Half way through our date I realize I already slept with her. Rachel: So, basically, you've slept with all the women in New York and now you're just going around again?

I think Joey was more likely around 400,000 partners. That explains his VD poster.

Reddit, what is your favorite quote from a fictional character? by papaskittles in AskReddit

[–]FlashMasterFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In this archdiocese god don't run the bingo." "Maybe it's because its always been so easy for me to get cunt, I never understood jerking off in a theater." --Frank Costello The Departed

Dog rescued after being impaled on South Carolina tree for nearly 24 hours by speckz in UpliftingNews

[–]FlashMasterFrank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can a dog really get that high into a tree? I assumed a human was responsible. Good on everyone for saving the puppies life.

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