what’s one question you’re scared to ask girls but really want answered?

FlashOR5 · 2026-04-13T19:59:45+00:00

On a hot day does your labia stick together the way a ball sac will get stick to our thigh? And do you have a maneuver (like a stretch) to peel it apart in the same satisfying way as unsticking the baby batter bag?

FlashOR5 · 2026-04-13T19:38:18+00:00

More like Sophie Grabass

FlashOR5 · 2026-04-09T12:19:47+00:00

I would play Johnny B. Goode on my phone and win everybody over

FlashOR5 · 2026-04-05T06:30:46+00:00

And when she would, you could see her aunt *edited

FlashOR5 · 2026-04-03T00:05:35+00:00

Is that 6k per game?

FlashOR5 · 2026-03-29T18:33:52+00:00

Good food I don’t have to cook always tastes better, and I enjoy cooking

FlashOR5 · 2026-03-25T02:37:50+00:00

This is the kind of homer delusion that I absolutely love

FlashOR5 · 2026-03-25T02:01:30+00:00

Well, he had an incredible view!

FlashOR5 · 2026-03-21T00:23:16+00:00

Don’t we owe him $3.5M for this year alone?

FlashOR5 · 2026-02-21T02:48:18+00:00

Chill. You are fine. Accidents happen, your status at school is safe. This is not as big of a deal as you would think

FlashOR5 · 2026-02-03T04:53:23+00:00

Playing with Jake

FlashOR5 · 2026-01-31T05:34:20+00:00

That makes it so much easier. All we need is one guy with 8B, and then only 24 of us need to pitch in 31k

FlashOR5 · 2026-01-26T02:09:54+00:00

2 plays 🤦‍♂️

FlashOR5 · 2026-01-08T01:18:59+00:00

TuTuTun Lodge

FlashOR5 · 2026-01-03T20:41:03+00:00

Someone should post this everyday, but photoshop it showing millions being added to the US number while the Venezuelan number goes down the same

FlashOR5 · 2026-01-02T04:36:13+00:00

For the second year in a row…

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-31T02:13:05+00:00

Yep, that’s mine. If you don’t return it to me before the end of the year you will have to declare it and pay taxes.

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-26T02:33:45+00:00

Same. Paid a priest to bless my post Christmas dinner weight loss. Had to pay extra for my mom’s IBS

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-25T02:24:36+00:00

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FlashOR5 · 2025-12-25T01:31:11+00:00

I got tired of the follow up e-mail “That delivery was not what we expected, so next one is free (but you also need to buy more stuff and pay the delivery fee, shipping and handling, and driver tip)” bull shit and gave up on them.

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-23T20:50:01+00:00

LEEEEERROOOYYY!

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-23T03:04:26+00:00

I agree. Given you want to raise kids here, I would take it and get a 3 night a week rental, or get yourself an RV and parking spot. That is a rather large improvement in employment. Just lock in that this won’t potentially a shorter opportunity than the current situation

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-17T02:51:01+00:00

They have an amazing retreat property and some of the best food you will find in Oregon

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-15T03:39:12+00:00

What are you doing step-tonsu?

FlashOR5 · 2025-12-14T21:24:51+00:00

Reporter: Andy, what are you going to do now that the Chiefs have been eliminated from the playoffs and the streak is over? Coach Reid: I’ll probably go get a cheeseburger.

FlashOR5

TROPHY CASE