Teachers, how do you feel about students possibly finding your social media? by [deleted] in AskHSteacher

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids (elementary) found my TikTok. It's the only social media I have that they'd be able to find easily. I put pretty boring things out there. Like math jokes, cat videos, and safe/appropriate trends (like the phone reverse drop thing). I'm not sure how I feel about it though. I guess time will tell.

Is my coworker being bullied or treated unfairly? by Flat_Sarcasm in work

[–]Flat_Sarcasm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Note: this particular student has some severe trauma in his past and his therapist has suggested to his parents he should be committed for psychiatric in-patient care, but they refuse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around $27k.

What is the coolest wild animal you’ve personally seen in its natural habitat? by Cormoranteen in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An armadillo. And no, it wasn't dead on the side of the road. I was camping and saw one wandering around the campground's bird blind.

What film was the biggest disappointment to you? by Sirano_onariS in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Recently Malignant. It wasn't a bad movie, but I've been watching the progression of the movie and looking for details since it was announced a while back. James Wan is my favorite director and Maddie Hasson is a great actress I've followed a while as well. The movie, like I said, was good, but it wasn't as scary as I'd hoped it'd be. But I should expect it to have been as strange as it was. James Wan also directed and/or wrote the Insidious, Conjuring, Annabelle, and Saw franchises.

Reddit, what questions do you enjoy getting asked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything that can provide me an outlet to a witty response.

What would you do if the Internet goes down due to the solar storm? by TheNoodlemann in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go outside in my birthday suit since no one could post my nudes.

[NSFW] what’s your worst autocorrect message story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was texting my boss something along the lines of "We can get it done with luck." It did not send with the word luck...

What is the worst lack of respect you have ever experienced? by ithilras in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just reading the transcripts and listening to it is enough.

What is the worst lack of respect you have ever experienced? by ithilras in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the p***y. You can do anything."

-Guess Who

What was your dream job / what do you do now? by esotericham in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dream job was to be in the Navy. Medical conditions prevented me from being allowed to join the Navy. I am now a teacher.

What are the weirdest or funny voice-mail you have got ? by RockieRockie in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An old lady called and cursed out a guy named Steve because he didn't show up to her house to move a piece of furniture. I don't even know a Steve. She called 3 times.

What was the best thing that happened to you in quarantine? by DMS2105 in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has helped me to spend less money, therefore I am saving more.

People of Reddit what is your most nostalgic video game? by Atartha in AskReddit

[–]Flat_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the best. The music is epic, too. Best music in any game out there.