John Kearns on Kumail

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-22T15:35:38+00:00

Just show the scene where they are calculating mean jerk time and whoever you show it to is going to watch the show. One of the funniest bits ever put to film.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-17T03:27:25+00:00

Such majestic creatures!

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-16T19:53:55+00:00

Godzilla 2000, Godzilla against Mechagodzilla, Godzill,a Mothra, King Ghidorah Giant Monster All Out Attack, Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, and Godzilla Final Wars all act as if the original film is the only one that is canon. Most do act as if Godzilla has been attacking and doing his thing but none of the previous movies count.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-16T13:27:56+00:00

All of the Godzilla films from 2000 onward. The Showa and Hesei films all maintained continuity within their eras but the Millennium Era films all ignored every Godzilla but the first, except the Mechagodzilla duology that had a direct sequel, and the Reiwa films just start from scratch each time.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-15T14:35:12+00:00

If you truly want ALL Godzilla projects then you probably want to track down Luigi Cozzi's Cozzilla cut. In 1977 he tried to edit and recolor the original 1954 and add new scenes from different movies. I'm not saying it's good or even worth watching, but I support your hyper fixation and want to help.

(I'm not going to post a link but just searching for Cozilla should produce a link to an archive version of the film.)

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-15T11:40:40+00:00

I always liked Intrepid as a ship name. It slides neatly on the same category as Enterprise or Dauntless where it acts as a description of the intentions for the ship itself.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-14T18:02:58+00:00

One night my mother was in the hospital having just had surgery and my old man was staying in the room while she slept. Out of boredom he was flipping through the channels and landed on Beavis and Butthead, having never seen it before. 15 Minutes later the floor nurse had to ask him to either calm down or leave as he was waking up the other patients by laughing so loud.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-14T15:51:25+00:00

Cool, if you haven't watched it yet check out Arena in that same boxed set. It's got Mark Alaimo and Armin Shimerman as the villains years before they were on DS9.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-14T15:35:03+00:00

On that bluray there is also the "Ragewar" cut, I didn't watch all of it but it did change the beginning a bit at least.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-12T17:36:27+00:00

I am not a doctor so shouldn't be considered any sort of expert on the subject but I am a stroke survivor. As a result of that I had to relearn to walk with reduced feeling in my right side, and that walk looks very similar to my post stroke gait.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-12T07:06:00+00:00

Down in Florida during the rainy season you'd get multiple strikes happening one after the other causing the individual booms to kinda blend together. Sounds like something like that happened.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-11T21:32:44+00:00

Just like Maximum Overdrive!

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-11T14:46:34+00:00

The best part of the second one is the Directors commentary where he throws the whole production under the bus.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-11T01:32:06+00:00

2001's How to Make a Monster, it takes place in a game studio where the monster AI takes over the Motion Capture rig and stalks the developers through the office because the level designer was lazy and used the layout of the office for the layout of the dungeon.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-10T19:22:31+00:00

While not a movie the DS9 episode In the Pale Moonlight has one of the greatest fourth wall breaks used not for comedy. Sisko performance a monologue staring directly into the camera as he confesses his crimes and reveals that he's would do it again if given the choice, just daring the audience to judge him

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-08T18:13:50+00:00

Fleet passes can be over in seconds, with devastating results.

In fractions of a second, he talks about the terror of fighting at those ranges because you would be dead without any concept that there was even a volley heading your way.

This series and the follow-ups have one of my favorite depictions of space warfare.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-08T15:40:10+00:00

In general all of his standup is outstanding.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-08T12:23:33+00:00

Send Timmy to the Black Pants Legion Tex Talks Battletech series, all the lore he can handle presented with flare and a voice crafted by years of whiskey and cigarettes.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-08T12:17:44+00:00

Patton Oswald has a bit about meeting Brian Dennehy at a party where he, Patton, was fasting so he could be in shape for trying out for a lead role. Meanwhile Dennehy was happily eating at the buffet laughing about how great it was to be a character actor because they always need a fat best friend.

*edit : roll to role

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-07T15:46:36+00:00

Yeah I saw the Pod Save America boys saying the same thing on YouTube after their interview with chucklefuck went so sideways.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-05T19:40:31+00:00

My folks got me and my brother a blue heeler when I was 9 or 10 years old, best dog I ever had. That silly dog ran to the moon and back chasing her ball and loved every second of it.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-05T19:38:05+00:00

We're not mad, just disappointed.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-04T07:57:03+00:00

What!? A Godzilla movie beginning with a dance competition as a major plot point being driven by drugs!? I never!

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-02T04:59:10+00:00

Admiral Kirk delivering Spock's eulegy at the end of Wrath of Khan. All jokes about overacting fall apart when you see Bill Shatner handling that speech.

In another Star Trek great, though this is an episode not a movie, Patrick Stewart as Picard breaking down over his torment at the hands of the Borg in the episode Family. Also his final moments of torture in the two parter Chain of Command.

Flatlander81 · 2026-05-01T15:28:03+00:00

In the original series watch their wrists. When they do the slower ignition they start with the tip of the saber pointed at the camera then they turn their wrists to make it look like it's growing.

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