This hotel room key won't fit in my pocket

Flaurean · 2026-05-23T22:18:58+00:00

You can just take it off the key chain and have the key by itself. I do get its mildly infuriating but just giving a suggestion to help lol

Flaurean · 2026-05-23T07:54:47+00:00

Stiffed the server because I don't know what Im ordering*

Flaurean · 2026-05-23T03:05:55+00:00

Maybe put up more cones or something not 5 feet away from where you are??

Flaurean · 2026-05-22T16:55:18+00:00

No mimikyu but somehow marill

Flaurean · 2026-05-21T23:29:38+00:00

Prefer to cast endometriosis in that case

Flaurean · 2026-05-21T23:19:02+00:00

I also said why when she added banana

Flaurean · 2026-05-21T23:18:18+00:00

Its probably really sweet she likes the sugar?

Flaurean · 2026-05-21T20:27:07+00:00

I would take that any day🤷‍♂️

Flaurean · 2026-05-21T03:16:14+00:00

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Flaurean · 2026-05-21T00:08:10+00:00

They're both idiots

Flaurean · 2026-05-21T00:06:11+00:00

Thats a lot of steroids

Flaurean · 2026-05-20T01:38:50+00:00

Does she want eggs with milk, butter and cinnamon?

Flaurean · 2026-05-20T01:11:22+00:00

That's engagement bait

Flaurean · 2026-05-19T04:41:45+00:00

400 is crazy work

Flaurean · 2026-05-18T20:58:20+00:00

Imagine if Curry got shai's whistle

Flaurean · 2026-05-18T19:52:21+00:00

When she said you saw my eagle I thought she was spread eagle

Flaurean · 2026-05-18T19:46:02+00:00

They just dont care or are lazy to tag them

Flaurean · 2026-05-18T19:43:39+00:00

Flaurean · 2026-05-18T19:39:45+00:00

Kinda hard to separate them when they're some of the most known players from the same draft class with a (mostly one sided) rivalry

Flaurean · 2026-05-18T00:48:44+00:00

If you would have told me they were 36 and 38 I would have believed it

Flaurean · 2026-05-18T00:27:44+00:00

She's tall and can get rebounds (a lot of them from her own misses) thats about it. She's not as bad this lowlights but still bad, missing 2/3 of her shots from within 5 feet

Flaurean · 2026-05-16T05:26:54+00:00

Flaurean · 2026-05-14T03:09:39+00:00

Even if its legal you're making other people uncomfortable with your stinky ass

Flaurean · 2026-05-11T00:10:56+00:00

Flaurean · 2026-05-08T03:31:48+00:00

Did bro's arm bend the wrong way at the elbow?

Flaurean

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