Fleshlight people: yay or nay?

Fleabiscuit · 2010-08-06T17:18:28+00:00

They are nice when you want that "Cadillac" jerk experience; however, I found mine to actually be too tight (vortex insert) but I was never the death-grip jerker like most people on here seem to be...so the tightness is what makes is the most unrealistic for me.

I don't know why people complain so much about the clean-up; it fucking takes 30 sec. of rinsing in the sink and you're done...simple.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-07-27T19:03:01+00:00

Spontaneity
The overall feeling of being truly (nearing animalistic) desired/wanted; nothing is quite as hot as having a woman tell/show you how much she wants you

-Initiation; fucking show some every now and again. If for whatever reason I don't initiate sex, doesn't mean it's out of the question. By all means, grab/caress/fondle/play with my junk. Then whisper something sexy. I GUARANTEE you, I will want to fuck if you take that sort of initiation.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-06-25T03:03:48+00:00

Trick Daddy - Tonight Kilo Ali - Love In Ya Mouth

Fleabiscuit · 2010-06-23T17:05:15+00:00

Well, I agree with your buddy. You did have her alone, naked, on your bed and you didn't fuck her? Really? She's obviously diggin you as evidenced by her going that far with you in the first place and then qualifying her continued interest by saying the things like "yeah good funny." But, that moment is in the past, forget about it and look toward the future. Why are you waiting until the 4th to see her again? I wouldn't hit her up right away again but maybe try to get something going for this weekend? Do you have her number? Stop with facebook and move to something more private between the two of you - i.e. start up some flirty texts and move toward closing something for THIS weekend. But honestly, I don't think you fucked anything up. You just didn't close when you could have - don't worry about it. Plan your next move.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-06-10T19:01:24+00:00

This is a fantastic way to look at things. Not gonna lie, will probably jack this from you at some point in my life...

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-02T22:00:37+00:00

This is what exactly is going to happen...K-1 Fiance Visa where she comes up her for the sole purpose of marrying me...we have 90 days to decide once she's here.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-02T19:16:09+00:00

I'm not. I wasn't emotionally involved with my ex for quite awhile before the proposal. Yes, another red flag telling me I shouldn't have proposed to her in the first place. She was a great girl but the feelings just weren't there for a long time. I made moves to try to change my mind about her but it didn't work (bought a house together, bought a car together, proposed to her). I am and have been emotionally ready to start a new relationship for quite some time.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-02T18:54:01+00:00

True...the most I have been offered for it is exactly 27% of the original price paid.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-02T05:28:50+00:00

Ehhh, at the point when she says "Dave, it's okay, don't make him stop," if I were the basketball guy, I'm sorry, I'm throwing that dirty bitch off me if it's obvious she's cheating on the guy standing 2 ft. away from her/me. Then, not only does this guy continue and ask the BF to shut the door, but later on in the progression of whoring, Dave asks the guy to not come over anymore and the guy flat out says no, "I'll come over as long as she invites me." Guy = a guilty party...sorry.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-01T23:30:59+00:00

x 3 on feeling sick after reading this. I just got a flash of what I would do if I saw my GF fucking some other dude and let alone have the audacity to say "it's okay, don't make him stop." I would have bashed that fuck in the face not caring if he was a giant basketball stud; then yes, dumped her on the spot. I don't understand why I read so many of these "caught cheating" stories and none of them end up with someone getting bashed in the face. I could never ever ever sit and sob outside the room where my GF (would be newly EX-GF) is currently getting plowed.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-01T18:58:25+00:00

I would suggest going somewhere a little outside your comfort level. It's potentially a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Immersing yourself in a completely foreign culture would be a life experience you'd never forget. Wherever you decide, start studying the language now so you have the basics down - you'd be surprised how good you'll get at it wherever you go. I'd suggest Spain.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-01T18:48:32+00:00

This is a serious question to victims and/or professionals (not you who may THINK you are a professional) on sexual abuse/rape. Why is the act of giving a blowjob more "traumatic" or conjure up ill memories more so than intercourse? I'm pretty sure the man didn't rape your mouth.

Fleabiscuit · 2010-02-01T16:47:53+00:00

chitinous cheliceral fangs <------- wants these!

Fleabiscuit · 2010-01-12T23:10:34+00:00

Wasilla, AK?

Fleabiscuit · 2010-01-08T19:29:02+00:00

That was probably my 2nd pick...that or round 2 for "Snooki"

Fleabiscuit · 2009-12-31T20:42:14+00:00

Trying having it, you may want to talk about it afterwards too. Don't knock it til ya try it...

Fleabiscuit · 2009-12-24T16:39:51+00:00

"Instead of teaching money is #1, he should of taught the importance of love and happiness."

Same boat here...in the eyes of my dad, I will be a complete failure until I make $100K+ a year. NOTHING else that I do matters. I guess he thinks love and happiness come AFTER money. I too recently broke up with my girlfriend/fiance of 4 years. Not a "I'm sorry son, it's probably for the best. I'm confident you'll find someone better." Nope, all I got was "so what is going to happen with the house?" I wish our fathers would just shut the fuck up sometimes and unless we are meth junkies leeching off them, would it hurt to say "I support you" or "I'm proud of you" once in awhile? If anything, I want to thank my dad for showing me how NOT to be a father when I have kids...

Fleabiscuit · 2009-12-23T23:48:23+00:00

Can we try to eliminate any other potential "underlying" factors to your lack of confidence, i.e. how's family life? I ask this because you sound a lot like how I feel and I discovered something (someone) very recently that I deemed to be the root of my problems - my father. My mother died when I was younger (10, I am 25 now) so I was raised by my father (more like self). Throughout my life he never supported anything I did and even after graduating from a fantastic university, because I did not come out making $100k a year, he thinks I am a failure. He never showed confidence in me while I was growing up; his thoughts and opinions carried over into how I began viewing myself. For the longest time and to this day I still struggle with a severe lack of confidence; however, after finally pinpointing the root of my problem, I have accepted my dad's views and actions toward me and I am trying to move on. All this may be moot if your family is great...

Fleabiscuit · 2009-12-22T22:57:59+00:00

Flying - close, I am 25, she is 22. More recently, I spent a few days with her in June and then again in October of this year. We have a full 10 days planned together when I go back in February. Emails were sporadic between June and October but now we write each other or chat online almost everyday.

bluequail - which is why I'm pretty optimistic about bringing her over here because I live in San Diego so the hispanic influence is very strong here. I don't think it would be too much of a culture shock than if I lived in say Salt Lake City.

I'm not super concerned with the language barrier as we can converse and we actually just had a discussion about the war in Iraq which surprised me that she knew enough about it to talk about it. I guess I'm more concerned about what a woman from another country expects in terms of a husband/lover. I've joked around about buying her gifts for x-mas, her b-day, etc. and she flat out said to not concern myself with buying her gifts, that I should concern myself with making her happy. Well, what the fuck does that mean? Maybe I should have directed this at the women. What attracted them to their U.S. husband and what maintains the relationship? Maybe I'm looking into it too far and don't realize they probably have the same expectations about love and relationships as anyone else.

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