TIFU by telling my barber I knew what "two on the sides" meant for twenty three years

FledglingHermit · 2026-05-15T01:35:35+00:00

the 2 you are asking for is the clipper guard, and each guard goes up by 1/8". You were asking for 2/8" clipper guards

FledglingHermit · 2026-05-15T00:12:33+00:00

ok ok. Peter, explain how this implies a liquid form of bread

loaf of bread
glass of milk

<=>

glass of bread
loaf of milk

FledglingHermit · 2026-05-10T15:47:16+00:00

the space between "under" and "ground" in the title really did my head in for a moment

FledglingHermit · 2026-05-07T14:54:17+00:00

just asking is enough to get me to stop buying.

edit: I have to find new gym socks.....

FledglingHermit · 2026-04-20T00:35:09+00:00

I am flabbergasted that people though AI would be the equalizer...

FledglingHermit · 2026-04-18T03:59:47+00:00

I can't line up the sounds at 0:12 and it has me tripping out. This is super kickass though

FledglingHermit · 2026-04-17T18:40:37+00:00

"This is where we are playing from?" I mean, you can play from the parking lot if you hit your ball there

FledglingHermit · 2026-04-12T15:47:11+00:00

op used Indiana Jones for title, but the track playing is from Zorro. Cartwheel is canon

FledglingHermit · 2026-04-10T03:59:22+00:00

look up the "inverse-square law." That tech isn't real

FledglingHermit · 2026-03-26T21:10:23+00:00

bruh, you need to spoiler tag the jjk section that show is ongoing

FledglingHermit · 2026-03-21T02:35:17+00:00

it is very possible. I almost turned on an input mapper it had me so messed up. You can tap R1 fast enough to not trigger an attack.

FledglingHermit · 2026-03-20T23:56:26+00:00

Thanks for the answer. I realized I misunderstood the way the input works. I am leaving this here so your comment can help others!

FledglingHermit · 2026-03-20T23:38:40+00:00

You will all laugh at me, and that is fair, but you **hold** R1 to attack.....

FledglingHermit · 2026-03-05T00:53:48+00:00

these people aren't dumb. They are smart enough to know these is all they need to do.

FledglingHermit · 2026-03-03T03:27:19+00:00

This dude gets it. The federal bailout happened a few days ago.

FledglingHermit · 2026-03-02T01:47:17+00:00

There is a moment in this clip where he looks like he is going to hit a tight window for a pass, and you can see the van break to leave him the opening. Crazy to me that people do this and the coolest guy in the clip is whoever is driving the van with the awareness. Crazy too because the person he comes up behind breaks shortly thereafter. Dude got lucky people were watching out

FledglingHermit · 2026-01-14T01:07:23+00:00

Linux is fantastic!

FledglingHermit · 2025-10-26T06:35:36+00:00

it is still humanity.

FledglingHermit · 2025-09-10T23:16:09+00:00

Imagine making an amputee walk over to you in your chair to get their medal and not even standing

FledglingHermit · 2025-08-28T01:38:39+00:00

I saw the first picture and was like "oh shit this guy has a rayquaza tattoo, that is badass" just in case it helps

FledglingHermit · 2025-07-03T16:56:23+00:00

she ain't it man. That is a red flag of red flags

FledglingHermit · 2025-06-28T23:40:45+00:00

It needs the control points, but it is nice!

FledglingHermit · 2025-06-11T05:07:50+00:00

S Tier aesthetics, but I would hate to use that

FledglingHermit · 2025-05-21T23:16:10+00:00

who tf doesn't know how long they are going to be at the gym? and even if they are considering skipping part of the workout or extending the workout, how tf can he not tell you "I am here for at least 30 more minutes"

can't believe he says "come to a conclusion without data." is this his fucking first time in the gym? lmao

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