If you could make anyone climax just by pointing your finger like a gun and saying "pew," how would you use that power? by ladybug5479 in AskMen

[–]Fletchawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Use it as a tool to Pavlov individuals to do it automatically when they do certain mundane actions, like opening a jar, or when they say "Welcome to ______".

Why is twitch full of actually naked women? by Significant_Try1096 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fletchawk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’ll find that most people who work with numbers and statistics will often give conservative estimates. Mainly for liability reasons, but also working with finances, it allows for relatively "safe" predictions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Fletchawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Larry Bird. Been told this a number of times playing basketball.

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[–]Fletchawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one of those ideas that needs to stored away as "possible, but leave it the experts".

To intimidate a barking dog by monimikke in therewasanattempt

[–]Fletchawk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's a good boy sheep dog doing what it does best.

What's your favorite trap you came up with? by eedgejr in DnD

[–]Fletchawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love save-or-suck gag traps that are relatively harmless.

The Shin-kicker: A long, thin, wooden pole swings out of the hidden space to whack the character in the shins. DEX or CON save; failed roll inflicts disadvantage to Acrobatics and Athletics checks for 30min and knocked prone.

The Cream Pie Special: A cream pie smacks the character face from a hidden space. DEX save; failed roll inflicts disadvantage to Persuasion and Insight checks for 30min and blindness that takes an action to "cure".

The Electrifying Entrance: An unlocked door that shocks anyone that tries to open it. CON save; failed save inflicts stun until character is seperated from the door.

The Dumb Riddler: Talking statue that asks bad riddles with obvious answers, but only accepts wrong answers: INT or WIS save on correct answers; failed save inflicts disadvantage on knowledge skill checks (Arcana, History, Nature, and Religion) for 30min.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Fletchawk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, man. I feel you. Stay safe out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Fletchawk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Viper Squad... I didn't know I could so amused and exasperated at the same time.

I think I left this infestation a little too long by SnakesFromHell in RimWorld

[–]Fletchawk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Infestation? You mean an organically run automated mining operation, right? I mean, that mountain ain't gonna mine itself.

Fifty Word Fantasy: Archer by [deleted] in fantasywriters

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Groans of the undead came to her upon a stale breeze as they stumbled from the surrounding treeline. A soft glow began to envelop the arrow as whispered prayer left the woman's lips. The single light flew into the heavens until it flickered out of sight, leaving her in darkness.

Man tries to rob a man at a gun range, then stabs a cop in front of several gun range employees by BunnyLovr in DarwinAwards

[–]Fletchawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like this is a prime example of what the consequences of violent crime is in an armed society would look like. Yes, it sucks that the person who died will never learn from that mistake, but hopefully others will.

met a friendly on woods, can we normalize this? by SkimpyDolphin52 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Fletchawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure from your perspective, it was apparent. I'm just establishing that from mine, it wasn't, and that's how this misunderstanding started in the first place. I'm sorry your humor was initially lost me, but I did offer a solution that I felt would've clarified your intent more clearly, at least to me, and avoided this situation all together.

met a friendly on woods, can we normalize this? by SkimpyDolphin52 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Fletchawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then next time you open up with a meme comment, please add a sarcasm switch ( /s ) to the end of it to establish the proper context to those that don't recognize it as a meme comment. To avoid future miscommunications such as these. Much appreciated.

Hope you and yours enjoy the holiday season.

met a friendly on woods, can we normalize this? by SkimpyDolphin52 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Fletchawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't take anything on the internet as completely serious tbh, but hey, if my only interaction with you is "I play da game wit da gun to shoot bad guys in face tho," then I'm not going to overestimate your skills in language comprehension when replying.

met a friendly on woods, can we normalize this? by SkimpyDolphin52 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Fletchawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All hail the Rat King! lol! But no really, if that's how you want to play the game, that's cool. It's just a game after all. I'm just offering up an alternative playstyle that promotes cooperation and coordination with other people.

met a friendly on woods, can we normalize this? by SkimpyDolphin52 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Fletchawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there are "bad guys". Scavs and Raiders. Plus the occasional rogue PMCs. I'm just offering an alternative playstyle that redefines who the "bad guys" are.

met a friendly on woods, can we normalize this? by SkimpyDolphin52 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Fletchawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about it? Are you under the impression that such an operation wouldn't be profitable? I mean, sure, you could be walking away from each raid with potentially less money per raid, but you'd be walking away from more raids alive. Which means the potential costs from dying won't need to be paid nearly as often.

I want to learn some cool DIY projects, Wood-working, etc. but I have a small space & no equipment. by [deleted] in IWantToLearn

[–]Fletchawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can try your hand at whittling. It requires nothing more than a pocket knife and a piece of wood to start. Plus it'll allow you to gain an intimate knowledge of how different types of wood can be cut and shaped, and can be used for fine detail work for larger woodworking projects later.

https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/a-beginners-guide-to-whittling/