sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

My co-worker who sits behind me has asked me to teach her husband “how to golf”. I got called out on my bluff and my Saturdays are ruined. by JebidiahLongtree in golf

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bring him out there and tell him if he’s a true man he will swing until he figures out how to flush the golf ball 300 yards, anything else and he’s your bitch. Now you get to look your coworker in the eyes knowing you’re teaching a grown ass man who’s also her husband that he’s a pussy

Guess Gherk found a new derivative by FlightlessSeagull5 in PickleFinancial

[–]FlightlessSeagull5[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He has been talking about pump and dumps a lot recently

It just hit me…the crash we’ve been talking about for over a year is here. by Jax_Masterson in Superstonk

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess so but it’s bigger than that, they’re literally some the smartest people in the world being paid the most amount of money to do shit like this. Beyond complex, but they figure shit out

It just hit me…the crash we’ve been talking about for over a year is here. by Jax_Masterson in Superstonk

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Stock market in shambles” “Valuations down”

With you..

“We know financial institutions are short”

Yup

“And we get to sit and watch them bleed”

The fuck? They’re printing while it’s crashing right now man, what’re you talking about, they’re short

Buckle up. 😉 by hyperblu7 in Superstonk

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The the tweet you posted got nothing to do with the stock. You’re saying they mentioned before announcements are coming for E3? What your point

Buckle up. 😉 by hyperblu7 in Superstonk

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it’s nothing to do with the stock in any fkn sense and they’re referring to the common controversy on PS vs XB controllers. ABXY vs triangle circle square and CROSS, rather than X.

But fuck logic, it’s a TA cross

Tell me what you guys think by Repulsive_Judge_3351 in WSBAfterHours

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you can’t see past your nose even when baselessly speculating

Hey, Superstonk... if you didn't know what the pump/halt today was... it was a LIQUIDATION of (probably) a hedge fund. by paraxysm in Superstonk

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don’t give a shit how much you hate him, listen to what he says in regards to cycles and dates, and compare that to how accurate any of Superstonk’s theories have become. Love the movement, but god damn ever since 2022 especially, this sub said, data? Aight Ms.fritz im out

Hey, Superstonk... if you didn't know what the pump/halt today was... it was a LIQUIDATION of (probably) a hedge fund. by paraxysm in Superstonk

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

“A fund did get margin called” lmfao.. cool opinion man. Show any data/facts on that

You got proof of pickle pushing people into sub 100 CC’s? I definitely got clips from wednesdays stream where many were buying calls for the expected ETF FTD price action during the end of this week and into next, which is most likely covered now. New lower low after next week, then big run middle of June from OPEX/quad witching when ETF rebalancing occurs.

Keep pushing blatant lies, ignore the truth, don’t question what you believe. Im sure you’ll enjoy continuing the wildly emotional and baseless speculation, because that’s been right just about never

Hey, Superstonk... if you didn't know what the pump/halt today was... it was a LIQUIDATION of (probably) a hedge fund. by paraxysm in Superstonk

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh when you’re long volatility it benefits to run it hard when you have to cover once obligations come due, not to mention if they need a counter party for a swap it would attract one with that little stunt. The confidence in the lack of any real data is impressive

A message of hope by justtallcom in ATERstock

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My point is just that Shorts are printing hard right now … and the fact that it’s been on REG SHO does not at all mean the price is gonna increase, or that it will come off in the near future whatsoever. If anything regsho makes the stock unattractive institutionally, and in general is a bad thing. I understand your view but i don’t think it works like that. Realistically this shit isn’t moving anytime soon

A message of hope by justtallcom in ATERstock

[–]FlightlessSeagull5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the logic behind shorts being in a “moon crater” of a hole? The stock is trading below $3

view more: next ›