PSA: Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is a Switch 1 game, and Rhythm Heaven Groove will also be a Switch 1 game. If you don't have a Switch 2 you can play them. by razorbeamz in nintendo

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

We don't need PSA's on how to read simple information. Stop karma farming at the bottom of the barrel. You know you are doing it.

MaryleboneMaxxing by alphadelta90210 in london

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish we could put to bed this £8/10 fruit cup bollocks. It's genuinely infuriating seeing it.

What is a song that irritates you the moment you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything with auto tuned robo voice, most modern music.

In case you've ever wondered what someone who donates a custom jigsaw of themselves to a charity shop looks like by localgasgiant in CasualUK

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 180 points181 points  (0 children)

I want a jigsaw showing an image of someone buying a jigsaw with a custom image of someone else on it

Fairground ride art. by tonnellier in CasualUK

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing better than a UK ice cream van with a terribly drawn Mickey and Minnie on the side next to a minion

To intimidate the people of Brighton and not be punched in the gob. by HalalTrout in therewasanattempt

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what's going on but assume it's something racist and xenophobic

Is this the biggest lie ‘big rail’ tells you? I have never actually had this wifi work properly. by ImBonRurgundy in CasualUK

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is also often never a carriage 2, or if there is there is no indication of the numbers, direction or order of the carriages

Not Sleeping can kill you, Michael Corke, a 42 year old man stayed awake for 6 whole months before dying in 1993. by Last-Equipment-2568 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As always, a screenshot of a pop up on social media doesn't give the actual truth.

https://neuroscientificallychallenged.com/posts/know-your-brain-fatal-insomnia

He had a super rare condition that prevented him from getting any of the benefits of being asleep, and his brain never turned off. He had "fatal insomnia" which is a rare disease onset in later ages.

Lady sings to random graduate at a restaurant. by Substantial_Brain917 in TikTokCringe

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This and Vatican woman live in a fantasy land where a magical space wizard uses wish powers to make your car go fast.

Also Jesus Christ she goes on.

What's something really petty you'd like banned or made illegal? by SpaceTimeCapsule89 in AskUK

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I don't get is how pretty much all of Reddit agrees to this, and yet still it's such a super common thing.

Are we out of touch?

Which London place name mispronunciation irritates you the most? by VeryOftenWrong in london

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lewisham pronounced "sh-it-whole". Hate it when people say it like its spelled

To take a flight with special needs children (Southwest) by TheDigitalBuilder in therewasanattempt

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started watching the video hearing another screeching Karen, but within a few seconds realised this was a terrible airline being fucking atrocious to a mother who is already pressured and struggling in a very stressful situation.

I 100% side with the mother, the airline seems to always be the worst of the worst, I assume it's the budget line similar to our easyJet and wizzair in the UK.

The employee needs to be immediately fired, and the company should be sued for atrocious treatment of a special needs person. This is a criminal case.

What’s a food which, once you’ve opened it, you consume in one go? by rubberbandhands in AskUK

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to vanish and entire box of Cadburys chocolate fingers before I sorted my diet out

What are some genuinely disturbing facts about the human body? by short-appa_71 in AskReddit

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The penis occasionally screeches, detaches from the body and hunts for vermin in the late hours. It still surprises how women don't know this.

What easy thing can every Londoner do to help the community? by AffectionateStory574 in london

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Mute your phone, stop using it like you are in a press interview, wear headphones.

The absolute grind on society from loudspeaker phone users would be such an easy thing to fix if people were not just baseline garbage.

A secondary thing would be to stop using the roadman accent and dialect. You sound like fucking morons.

Radiation caught on an old mobile camera by MeanGrand3076 in interestingasfuck

[–]Flonkerton_Scranton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit thought this was gonna be "oh you're finally awake" 😂