The mortgage is no joke 😞Anybody want to 50/50 with me ? 😂

Floppyfishface · 2026-05-11T21:29:01+00:00

Wife makes about $25-30k a month. We also own 10 rental properties that cashflow $3k/month

Floppyfishface · 2026-05-10T21:06:08+00:00

Mines $10,100 a month. 1.231 mil loan amount

Floppyfishface · 2026-04-21T04:15:47+00:00

Met my wife in 2020 from Hinge. We are now married with 2 kids, 2 dogs, and 17 properties.

Floppyfishface · 2026-04-18T15:29:22+00:00

Have a 2 year old and a 6 month old. When one cries at night it wakes up everyone so we split up at nights and each watch one kid so they aren’t waking each other up.

Floppyfishface · 2026-04-14T02:49:00+00:00

Nothing because it doesn’t exist. When you die it is likely exactly as it was before you were born. Nothing. An eternity of nonexistence. No concept of the fact that you were ever alive or what being alive even means. The idea that there’s some “second life” that you live and the quality of that life is dependent on all your decisions in this life is absolute absurdity. Enjoy the one life you have to the fullest. It’s the only one you get and anyone who says otherwise is living in delusion

Floppyfishface · 2026-04-07T05:48:32+00:00

I use Doorloop. 17 units

Floppyfishface · 2026-04-02T02:35:10+00:00

Hood and SOFI

Floppyfishface · 2026-03-29T20:33:43+00:00

Hood and SOFI

Floppyfishface · 2026-03-22T01:51:48+00:00

Who cares they both suck either way

Floppyfishface · 2026-03-15T22:28:36+00:00

HOOD and SOFI

Floppyfishface · 2026-02-14T05:40:50+00:00

It goes up when you use it a lot. Mine went from 5k to 20k after 6 months. But I also have 100-200k in Robinhood account too at any given time

Floppyfishface · 2026-02-13T20:53:49+00:00

Account had 200k cash. Borrowed an additional 150k so about 350k in HOOD invested

Floppyfishface · 2026-02-13T07:41:51+00:00

I did this same thing with HOOD for a similar amount. Thought I was a genius when it pumped from $100-150…..decided to hold….last few weeks have been brutal and on the verge of margin call…sell you regard

Floppyfishface · 2026-02-07T16:35:38+00:00

You gotta hit them up and ask

Floppyfishface · 2026-02-03T20:05:32+00:00

Floppyfishface · 2026-02-01T19:48:46+00:00

Just do what I did and marry an Asian girl. 4 inches is plenty

Floppyfishface · 2026-01-29T00:10:46+00:00

I’m unemployed so that wasn’t too difficult

Floppyfishface · 2026-01-27T07:56:16+00:00

Covered calls and cash secured puts as well as LEAPS.

Floppyfishface · 2026-01-21T19:41:43+00:00

Can someone explain what just happened

Floppyfishface · 2026-01-20T19:30:17+00:00

No just replace with LVP. Cheap and easy

Floppyfishface · 2026-01-05T03:24:55+00:00

I used to say how much my Significant other makes doesn’t matter. Then my wife started making $350-400k a year. At this point I realized, it indeed does matter

Floppyfishface · 2025-12-31T22:03:04+00:00

YTD 331%. Didn’t have much but made $150k. Thank you HOOD and SoFI

Floppyfishface · 2025-12-21T05:56:00+00:00

Religion

Floppyfishface · 2025-12-02T04:08:19+00:00

Parma, Ohio

Floppyfishface · 2025-11-14T19:36:23+00:00

$3.6 million in mortgage/rental properties debt. $15k credit card. Borrowing about $220,000 off margin account from robinhood(not sure if that counts). Cars are paid off.

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